11.30.2007 EVEL KNIEVEL JUST DIED

Briebart News says, "Evel Knievel, the hard-living motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs."

I know any given X-Games will have faster bikes and sicker stunts and higher air, but this dude would jump insane shit with a ramp built from plywood and guesswork on a bike about as powerful as a modern toaster. That's why his jumps rarely worked and he failed so often, so magnificently.  Todays equivalent would be like if you taped some bottle rockets to your shoes and then jumped off your roof.  



(72) Comments

  1. Dirty Hairy 11/30/2007 16:51

    Rest in Peace

  2. Snarky McComments 11/30/2007 16:53

    RIP, Evel. You were truly one of a kind.

  3. The Bonk 11/30/2007 16:54

    Fucking Legend. 

  4. DB's Treasure 11/30/2007 16:56

    ….a moment of silence

     

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    Cheers to you, sir! 

  5. Taco 11/30/2007 17:00

    Kanye West killed him

  6. Andrew 11/30/2007 17:01

    Well that sucks :-(

  7. Keyser S 11/30/2007 17:02

    This guy was fucking Superman in the flesh.  And I don't mean that he was fucking Superman, I mean that he was fucking Superman.  Anyway, big fan.

  8. Slaappy 11/30/2007 17:03

    I made my parents buy everything that had Evel Knievel on it. You sir were every 10-15 yr old male hero!

     

    RIP 

  9. Keyser S 11/30/2007 17:05

    I had the lunch box.  Yessiree.

  10. Silverback 11/30/2007 17:06

    And I thought that a brown Australian Wonder Woman made for a tragic day. Good night Sweet Prince…

  11. Ed 11/30/2007 17:06

    Ordinarily I'd say Rest in Peace.  In his case Rest in Pieces seems more fitting.

     

    Goodnight Stuntyman.

     

  12. I'll never get FISSED 11/30/2007 17:08

    Well, looks like now someone has to kill SuperDave Osborn. Pity shame.

  13. Carmen 11/30/2007 17:10

     

    Brend0n - was your unfair comparison at the end of the post-mortem post…

    …a sample of your recognition of courage…? or a sign of your lackness of it?

     

    I reckon you sense I'm an admirer of Knievel, R.I.P.

  14. Diremutt 11/30/2007 17:10

    One word;

    BAAAAALLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Moe 11/30/2007 17:11

    next up…. Carey Hart

  16. Diremutt 11/30/2007 17:13

    That sick fuck used to jump 900lb Harley Davidson Shitbrick with 50 horsepower and three inches of suspension travel front and rear 150ft over tanks full of sharks. They should keep his ball on display at the Smithsonian under medical wonders.

  17. coffeeman 11/30/2007 17:14

    He was the epitome of 'No Fear'.  Daredevil = 'Evel Knievel', in the same way soda = 'Coke', facial tissue = 'Kleenex', etc.  They are interchangeable in most people's mind.

    Quick - can you name the second most popular daredevil of the 1970s-1980s?  Or the second most popular brand of facial tissue?  Nope, me neither….

  18. Robert_Paulson 11/30/2007 17:15

    The best was that EK toys were indestructible. They had to be because I remember jumping them off the garage and trying to land them in a concrete pipe. They survived a miss where my GI Joe failed. RIP crazy man.  

  19. Zack 11/30/2007 17:15

    I want to know why the hell all these idiots name their snot-nosed punk kids things like "Apple" and "Meridian" when they could be naming them "Evel". 

  20. RonDogg 11/30/2007 17:22

    Damn he didnt get a chance to rape Kanye 'Piece of Shit' West in court.

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