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HEIDI KLUM IS THE WINNER

November 1, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

For like the fifth year in a row, Heidi Klum absolutely owns Halloween.  Last year it was this.  The year before, this.  I'd like to see her dress more slutty, because I like girls who are slutty, but she's pretty much the only one in Hollywood who isn't scuured to get real goofy on Halloween.  All these other bitches are so stuck up and full of themselves, they act like it's beneath them.  Like when I was making those hard core sex tapes with Jessica Alba, and I asked her to dress up like JonBenet Ramsey.  After.  And she said that was weird.  Well la-di-da, your majesty!  A thousand pardons, your highness! 

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