11.01.2007 HEIDI KLUM IS THE WINNER

For like the fifth year in a row, Heidi Klum absolutely owns Halloween.  Last year it was this.  The year before, this.  I'd like to see her dress more slutty, because I like girls who are slutty, but she's pretty much the only one in Hollywood who isn't scuured to get real goofy on Halloween.  All these other bitches are so stuck up and full of themselves, they act like it's beneath them.  Like when I was making those hard core sex tapes with Jessica Alba, and I asked her to dress up like JonBenet Ramsey.  After.  And she said that was weird.  Well la-di-da, your majesty!  A thousand pardons, your highness! 


(60) Comments

  1. MG Admirer 11/01/2007 09:15

    Nice Kitty, Heidi.

     

    And a FIST for you! 

  2. MG Admirer 11/01/2007 09:17

    Err..she is meant to be a black cat, isn't she - or is she a possessed black rat?

  3. djtechsys 11/01/2007 09:27

    her kitty's been posessed by a black rooster… 'nuff said

  4. JC 11/01/2007 09:37

    She be vision impaired. Likes ugly boyz.

  5. Son of Bill Brasky 11/01/2007 09:38

    Isn't it the humane thing to shoot cats when they get rabies?

  6. DB's Treasure 11/01/2007 09:40

    That is one hot pussy…

  7. Fluffy Bunny Feet 11/01/2007 09:40

    Maybe Jessica (as JonBenet) didn't want to be drowning in Brend0n's man gel, her mother's guilt.

  8. Fluffy Bunny Feet 11/01/2007 09:42

    As far as Heidi goes…does kitty want to lap up some ball cream?

  9. djtechsys 11/01/2007 09:43

    and from the other pictures, it seems she has a thing for fangs… is she trying to tell us something?

  10. ERLynx 11/01/2007 09:44

    She's consistently awful year after year. 

  11. MG Admirer 11/01/2007 09:46

    Do you like my new avatar?

  12. Fluffy Bunny Feet 11/01/2007 09:48

    She reminds me of Catwoman from 60's Batman

  13. Robert_Paulson 11/01/2007 09:48

    Nice toe in pic #5 

     

  14. Quinlan 11/01/2007 09:50

    Looks like she's got a little "Kitty Toe" goin' on.  I gotta respect a hot chick that doesn't take herself too seriously like:

    1) Jennifer Lopez

    2) Jessica Albababaahbfuba

    3) And look what I found in my backpocket during the ride home - Jennifer Love ("to not show her Breasts") Hewitt, who for me is like Bruce Lee working with Ghandi & the Epistocal Church selling cupcakes.

  15. MG Admirer 11/01/2007 09:50

    Best Hollywood costume last year was Bill Maher's Crocodile Hunter costume with a stingray tail sticking out of his chest.   Perfick!

  16. Lightdragon 11/01/2007 09:50

    R_P just beat me  in saying that. Now to add, I don`t think i saw more toe in any pic of anyone else unless they were naked. even then i didn`t see such a marvelous toe.

  17. Mongro Jackson 11/01/2007 09:50

    I'd shove it so far up her ass, cum would shoot out of her throat like Old Faithful.  BLAOH!

  18. Jane, darling... 11/01/2007 09:52

    well it's a MF step up from a snake and an apple

  19. JoeBlow 11/01/2007 09:57

    I see nothing special about her outfit.

  20. Son of Bill Brasky 11/01/2007 09:57

    Just so you all know….

    don't drink too much while eating lots of halloween candy.  oh jesus, i feel like home made shit this morning…ugh

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