Not surprisingly, lawyers for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will appear in court again this Friday at the request of Kevin Federline. Previously Federline has requested Spears not drive with their kids in the car. Since then, last Thursday to be exact, Britney crossed traffic, running a red light while sending a text message on her cell phone. Of course, her kids and court appointed monitor were in the car with her. People says:
"Ms. Spears was being mobbed by paparazzi at the time," her attorney Sorrell Trope tells PEOPLE. "She was distracted. This was not blatant irresponsible driving on her part."
Trope declined to comment on media reports that the singer recently tested positive for amphetamines.
But Britney does have a new defense for that positive drug test:
Britney Spears will now say her false positive drug test may have been caused by her inhaler, which she uses for asthma … the same source says the drug that showed up may have been Albuterol, an asthma drug.
Britney has been photographed every day for the past 10 years, and not once have I ever seen her with anything even vaguely resembling an inhaler. Unless you count doughnuts. And she did inhale those. Does that count? I find it hard to believe that would count.
Oops….thought it was a headline saying Brit went to Kanye's mom's DR
Why doesn't she just hire a driver. These people…I live pay check to pay check and I can still call a cab…wtf?
She is really fat
fourth. fist..fuck
I had my first official fist…and I didn't even do it
The only shit this chick is inhaling are those cookies and a nostril full of booga shooga
Odd that the NIH doesn't think albuterol causes false positives for amphetamine tests. But, Brit does know more about medicine than those amateurs over at NIH.
8th!
show charlie murphy yo titties bitch!
That "inhaler" comment combined with the donuts is the reason I originally came to this "site" (pepper - note - don't get angry) and it is the reason I come back.
I know this is repetitive and unfunny…but "How Could You NOT Report This Stuff"?
While Britney crap may seem to write itself - it doesn't really.
How Much do you love Brittney? She is your occupation…So lucky
Britney is one fucked up bitch. Sort of the American version of Mrs Kilshaw (the woman who bought those twins on the Internet).
They're auctioning twins on the internets?
I want the doublemint ones….how much?
The hot pink bra, faux Victorian mesh lace number is so 36 hours ago. Fresh Tub Tub required. Gal is crack. Tubby, squishy crack.
I said this before…so I'll say it again.
It's so nice to see Britney being motherly. She's got one cookie in her hand for herself and two for the boys, one each.
I miss Snaggletooth
OK, here is the deal. While albuterol can cause elevated heart rate and general "nervousness", it is by no means an amphetemine, nor would it be seen as such on a standard, court ordered, litmus drug test. (At least not the ones the court in MY state can afford to pay for!) Any respiratory therapist (as I am) would know this.
Take two steps back from your computer. I swear Britney lookslike that creature from that movie……… ah Predator?
Not angry.
at work for the last three days with 6 hours of sleep…..
However, I would love to kick some ass…
Where are the women?
Unless you count doughnuts. And she did inhale those. Does that count?
That made me laugh pretty hard, big B man. Thanks for that.
Pepper:
I believe Moe is a woman. We also ned to encourage Valkyrie and Calliope to come back. Maybe some hot loving can entice them back. I'll leave that to you and DB's Treasure.
I believe the kitten is on vacation again this week and DNJ was here and there - earlier today. I think DNJ has started a new job and has been too busy (and judicious) to post during working hours.