That picture may look like one of those anonymous lumpy asses you see on news reports about local fattys, but no, it's actually Hollywood star Jennifer Love Hewitt, waddling around Hawaii this week with her hunky boyfriend. These are the only pictures I could find so far, presumably because Jennifer realized all that swimming was wasting valuable ice cream eating time. If you can't tell, in the last picture, Jennifer is saying, "BLARGL-RAWR-RUMMRUMMRARR!"
(update – relive the magic in high-res, here and here)
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Honestly, would anyone ever have guessed this was JLH from the banner pic?
Call Sea World! We've found Shamu a mate!
I'm gonna call Ghostbusters to put a stop to whatever that… thing is.
She used to be so hot.
Why oh why, I'm
havingheaving lunch… thanks!I would like to eat out her flabby ass
Well, at least she's got big tits. Just chop her in half and I'll be fine with it.
Did she have a baby or something? I have no issue with chicks who have a few extra pounds on them, but she used to be so much slimmer.
Ugh. The pics from the front don't look good either. Walk out another five or ten feet so we see nothing below your hooties.
I’d hit it. today.
-your mom
She's having one of those pregnancies where you don't get fatter, you get wider. Happens all the time, with aliens.
What's w/ the goofy look on her face in every picture?
@ss clown – I'd still hit it though. Today. On lunch break. In the stairwell. Unprotected.
-your mom
My
wifemother in law wants her ass back!I'd still hit her waaaaay before I'd hit Britney. At least I'd have a 68% better chance of my cock not falling off the next time I pissed.
I'm all for having a little extra ass to hold onto, but that's just f**king ridiculous.
She's flab-tabulous though, isn't she?
Jennifer Love Huge-itt.
Oh Jenny Jenny Jenny,
Why is there a Party of Five in your ass?
I would cornhole her, tittie fuck her, and "regular" fuck her.
Numerous times.
Then I'd deny it if I got caught.
Hey, nice tattoo! It's rad!
What's really sad about this is that she's still in her twenties.
Is she wearing a Steven Colbert Wrist Strong rubber arm thingy?
Topper, I still don't believe those are JLH.
Observer loves Hugh-Titt.
Very much.
Also likes any attractive tit…….this means you Sienna Miller and Penelope Cruz.
But most of all……..awwkitten's