Jewel walked the red carpet last night at the Country Bear Jamboree Music Awards and showed off her lumpy rack. Because, you know, why wouldn't she? I'm not even remotely joking when i say I could stand with both feet on a basketball and with mittens on my hands and do a better job at putting in implants. It looks like they're made out of bags of ice. There's no way that's what she asked for.
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FIST? This never happens - you guys better run or something, as the end of the world is nigh…
YIKES!!!
Maybe her dentist put them in.
And yeah, those titties are very, very f'g strange
almost did it
those are a nasty pair of paps they are. My moobs are hotter than those fuckin things!
Those aren't implants. That's what it looks like when you have huge saggy tits and you wear a wonderbra.
At least she's a lazy-eyed snaggletoothed apple head, so she's got that going for her. Which is nice.
Bill Murray, is that you?
I smell varmint poontang.
Exactly Testi - those are her REAL, tired, saggy basset hound puppies forced into a tiny top.
Boobs that look like three golf balls in a sock + corsetted dress to try and lift said distended mommy glands = That scary ass shit.
Jewel is a self absorbed cunt. Fuck her. I'm glad she's getting laughed at for this.
Hey Jewel, got some money now right? Get some fucking braces you Alaskan trailerpark skag!
I love all the stripper glitter she has on. It's like when a sexually confused 13 year old goes to her first dance and no parent is sober enough to warn her about what she looks like.
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
WTF happened to her Nice-ones?? Please tell me she didn't get a reduction :(
White trash don't wear bras. After 30 years of bobbing knob for recod deals then tend to sling low.
Somebody step on a duck??
I can continue this all night, rest assured.
Those are real…real saggy.
And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
Hey Wang, I hear this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish, o.k.?