LILY ALLEN IS NOT A LINGERIE MODEL

I think Lily Allen is cool, because she seems like a troublemaker and she has super upbeat songs that sound all cheery until you realize they're about old ladies getting beaten up.  And now she's lost a bunch of weight and looks kinda maybe hot lately.  But that doesn't mean she's going to be the new face of Agent Provocateur lingerie, despite what some are saying.  Ok! magazine says:

Earlier this week, the Internet was abuzz with reports that British pop star Lily Allen had been signed as the new spokesmodel for UK lingerie line Agent Provocateur. However, when OK! talked to a rep for the company, they were telling a very different story.“That simply isn’t true,” a rep for the uber-sexy lingerie line tells OK!. “The French actress Vahina Giocante will make her debut in January.”

This is Valhalla Giwhatshername, and I don't see how she's any better than Lily.  She has those big teeth that bug me, like the monster from Aliens.  And believe it or not, I haven't masturbated to the monster in Aliens as many times as the people at Agent Provocateur seem to think.  Granted, I've never seen it with a black lace bra and a come-hither gaze.