By brendon November 20, 2007 @ 9:33 AM

It's probably not very nice to make fun of 11-year-olds, but I don't like Madonna, so fuck her and her de-evolved kid.  This is her at the London premiere of "Fred Claus" last night, and this is probably exactly what Madonna looked like at 11 too, before the bleach and hot wax.   Like a damn Neanderthal, with those big hunky brows and a handlebar mustache.  Except Madonna would have attacked the photographers flashing lights, because cavemen are stupid.  If I sound bitter, it's because I am.  That stache is way better than I had at 11.  She looks like that "our arrows will blot out the sun" guy from 300.  Sexy, yes?

(129) Comments

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    lady garden 11/20/2007 09:53

    hairy scary FIST

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    bnepro 11/20/2007 09:54

    second FIST!

    oh. nevermind… 

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    El Guapo 11/20/2007 09:55


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    Chris14 11/20/2007 09:55

    Goddamn…..can that even be real ?  There is such an invention that reflect ones' image…'s called a  mirror !?

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    The Duchess 11/20/2007 09:56

    How could Madonna allow her daughter to go out looking like a Geico caveman?

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    lady garden 11/20/2007 09:57

    is she part vampire?-wtf is she gonna do when her lady bits start growing-other than mow it

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    bryce 11/20/2007 09:58

    Shit! Duchess beat me to it!

    Is this a Halloween picture? If not. Damn girl!

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    Pedro! 11/20/2007 09:58

    Fuck Madonna… and her daughter… bitches!

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    New Orleans Beth 11/20/2007 09:58

    I guess the weak dollar makes buying tweezers and laser hair removal prohibitive in London for Madge. Cheapskate!

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    Pedro! 11/20/2007 09:59

    Sorry guys… Madonna hurts me on an uncomfortably personal level… mainly her music.

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    Doctress Leisa 11/20/2007 09:59

    They say in many religions that a monobrow is a sign of divinity. Knowing how froot-loopy Madonna is, she probably thinks she is not grooming a messiah.

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    bryce 11/20/2007 09:59

    They should just dip her entire body in hot wax then wrap her up like a Mummy, then pull the free end real hard and send her spinning like a top…

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    Ray Babbitt 11/20/2007 10:00

    I've never seen a sun burst eyebrow before. Sexy.

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    Dirty Hairy 11/20/2007 10:01

    Just makin' sure that cameltoe unibrow got mentioned!

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    someoneluvsu 11/20/2007 10:01

    Did Madonna use a sasquatch as a sperm donor?

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    gucci32432 11/20/2007 10:01

    She is pretty. I got a brother who said he saw you on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called Is that you?

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    Terrence Maddox 11/20/2007 10:02

    Apparently horse teeth is a dominant gene.

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    bryce 11/20/2007 10:03

    gucci: Why yes, it was me. Give me a call and I will be the undercover reporter, you will be Sophie Anderton. I think you know what I'm saying…

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    awwkitten 11/20/2007 10:04

    laugh now. in seven years, you guys will be whacking off to her.. that is, when she is older and knows how to get herself a few fix-ups. material girls should not have all that material covering their noses.

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    bryce 11/20/2007 10:06

    awwkitten: I'm whacking off to her right now!

    Yeah baby!

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