It's probably not very nice to make fun of 11-year-olds, but I don't like Madonna, so fuck her and her de-evolved kid. This is her at the London premiere of "Fred Claus" last night, and this is probably exactly what Madonna looked like at 11 too, before the bleach and hot wax. Like a damn Neanderthal, with those big hunky brows and a handlebar mustache. Except Madonna would have attacked the photographers flashing lights, because cavemen are stupid. If I sound bitter, it's because I am. That stache is way better than I had at 11. She looks like that "our arrows will blot out the sun" guy from 300. Sexy, yes?
hairy scary FIST
second FIST!
oh. nevermind…
Repulsive.
Goddamn…..can that even be real ? There is such an invention that reflect ones' image…..it's called a mirror !?
How could Madonna allow her daughter to go out looking like a Geico caveman?
is she part vampire?-wtf is she gonna do when her lady bits start growing-other than mow it
Shit! Duchess beat me to it!
Is this a Halloween picture? If not. Damn girl!
Fuck Madonna… and her daughter… bitches!
I guess the weak dollar makes buying tweezers and laser hair removal prohibitive in London for Madge. Cheapskate!
Sorry guys… Madonna hurts me on an uncomfortably personal level… mainly her music.
They say in many religions that a monobrow is a sign of divinity. Knowing how froot-loopy Madonna is, she probably thinks she is
notgrooming a messiah.They should just dip her entire body in hot wax then wrap her up like a Mummy, then pull the free end real hard and send her spinning like a top…
I've never seen a sun burst eyebrow before. Sexy.
Just makin' sure that
cameltoeunibrow got mentioned!Did Madonna use a sasquatch as a sperm donor?
She is pretty. I got a brother who said he saw you on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called wealthymingle.com. Is that you?
Apparently horse teeth is a dominant gene.
gucci: Why yes, it was me. Give me a call and I will be the undercover reporter, you will be Sophie Anderton. I think you know what I'm saying…
laugh now. in seven years, you guys will be whacking off to her.. that is, when she is older and knows how to get herself a few fix-ups. material girls should not have all that material covering their noses.
awwkitten: I'm whacking off to her right now!
Yeah baby!