If you're like me, you use your karate to fight for those who can't fight for themselves, but more to the point, you had a discussion before going out this weekend and tried to guess what would be the number one poser Halloween costume. If you had that conversation, your conclusion was almost definitely the "dick in the box" outfit. Oh, hey, look it's Nick Lachey. And what is that he's wearing? The only way this costume could be any more tragically uncreative is if he went as Nick Lachey.
…..so………he's george micheal?????
SECOND!!
I like his tech beard.
oh look! that woman's carrying his ride home!
Who the fuck still uses razor scooters?
Fisting for Nice Girls
Use one hand to hold the base of the penis, and let saliva pool in your mouth (your tongue needs to keep him nice and slippery). Make a loose fist with your other hand and slide it up and down his penis, closing it when you reach the head. Get the hand motion right first, then add your mouth, letting your hand act as an extension of it. Create a snug vacuum (but don't suck), then slide up and down, your hand following your mouth. If you're not the most coordinated person, hold your hand still at the base of the penis and simply move your mouth up and down.
there was only about 7 of those at the bars around here…
Isn't that skit about a year and half old?
Ingenious!!! I never considered the old dick in the box costume. All you need is a box. Of course, I need a refrigerator box to house my package. It's a real problem. Homeless people often try to sleep in the tents I pitch when I'm wearing pants.
Dick in a box? I'm thinking dickhead in a red shirt, quite frankly.
good one MG Admirer
That was my idea well before JT and SNL. They stole it from me!
btw, he really didn't need that big of a box. For him, perhaps a jewelry box would have sufficed
He looks like a fucking Mexican.
Is he still trying to recover from his ex-wife's taunts about his less-than-stellar nethers? Pretty lame attempt if you ask me… she really bruised his ego, huh?
I hear people believe that this GHEY guy is a pussy eater.
Really?
This must be the 'Lamest Outfit Ever' party. Let's see; Superman, so overdone it's fucking embarassing. (Take it personally if you want Slaappy) Zoolander, really you fucker, that movie was ten fucking years ago. Dick in a box, proving that he once fucked JT.
Isn't that a box on a dick?
He's not the least bit fuckable.
I think Shrek would have been a better choice for the pud. Or maybe the swamp witch from Legend… man, these people have no creativity.
Btw… I got my hands on a bootleg copy of American Gangster last week. I highly recommend it to anyone who's interested. You have to be able to stomach floppy black woman tits though. That's about the only drawback to it.
I put styrofoam peanuts and shredded paper in my box.