KAYNES MOM PASSED AWAY - Kanye West's mother, Dr. Donda West, has died. Multiple reports indicate that Dr. West's death may have been a result of complications from some sort of surgery. And, I don't mean to make light of this, but was she a real doctor, or was that her rap name? Sometimes in the black community they'll call you "Dr." if you rap or can make a really good bar-b-que sauce. Rednecks do the same thing. It's a small world.
CNN IS A DISGRACE - remember that Simpsons where Homer was on "Rock Bottom" and they kept editing his answer so it looked like he was saying something else, and the clock on the wall behind him kept jumping back and forth (go here, scroll down) If you don't, watch this CNN clip. It's pretty much the same thing. Here, they interview WWE superstar John Cena, and decide his answer to "have you ever done steroids" wasn't sexy enough, so they twist it around and edit it to make his adamant "no" look like a vague "yes". Later the CNN voice over asked if he ever poisoned our water supply, and Cena said, "yeah, yes, uh-huh, oh I know it's crazy". OH MY GOD, HE CONFESSED, IT WAS HIM, GET HIM!!!
See the unedited video and the video CNN aired here.
"LIONS FOR LAMBS" IS DOA - "American Gangster" was the big winner at the box office this weekend, and has now made a little over 80 million in two weeks. "Fred Clause" was the biggest debut of the weekend, earning around 19 million, but the story was the debut of the Tom Cruise movie "Lions for Lambs", which made less than 7 million. It's yet another movie Hollywood has churned out about the Iraq war ("Rendition", "In the Valley of Elah", "The Kingdom") that has failed to find an audience. Um, because, yes, we get it Hollywood, you don't like the war. You liked Clinton. We know. We get it. Enough already. Just go do a rail off some underage model then blow some shit up and cram chicks with big boobs into leather pants. You filthy god damn hippies aren't here to think, just do something cool.
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all we want to see is tits, mate. do you not get it yet?
kaynes mom probably died in some gang shoot out. isn't that how all blacks die?
best part of this post
Simpson's Clip, why… because Hollywood SUCKS!
I killed Kanye's mom by shoving my monsterous squirrel balls in each of her nostrils while jamming my bologna in her throat. She suffocated as I blew a load into her gullet.
It was cool.
I hate Tom Cruise, I'd bang his wife, but only while Suri watched. I'd happily bang Sienna Miller too, bu not if she didn't shave her armpits.
I'm just saying.
Kanye's mother was named Donda. His father's name was Ray.
Why didn't they name him Raydonda or Dondaray? That would have been cool.
Why!!??Tom is a great guy, handsome and hot. I saw that he is in the top 50 men list of askmen.com. He should be the TOP1 in my mind. And i heard that he appeared on a millionaire&celebrity dating club http://www.meetrich.com with a personal account there right after splitting with cruz. Is it just a rumor on internet?
"Lions for Lambs" would have been better if LiLo had taken the Meryl Streep role. And Tom Green played the Tom Cruise role. And if Carol Channing had been in there somewhere.
BTW, I met a woman on meetrich and she was only interested in my money. Who'da thunk it?
You hit the nail on the head with the Iraq war movies. The media is obsessed with making this war into another Vietnam and of course the mere mention that we are winning the war and can ultimately defeat global terrorism brings a river of derision. The leftwing nutjobs here in America who yearn to make this country into another socialist country live in abject fear that anything this country or our president does may be successful or even viewed in a successful light. The failure of every movie about the war should be like a glowing beacon that mainstream America has not given up the fight and that the people in this country who are NOT in the media or brainwashed by the re-education going on here still have the belief in America that we are on the right side of the conflict.
Is there ANY war that America’s lapdog media would support? I know whenever “mother Africa” starts cannibalizing itself (does it ever stop?) that the media and every hypocrite 2-bit entertainer in the world immediately jumps on the bandwagon to have America ride to the rescue, but if America goes on offense in a war against people committed to our destruction the lapdogs immediately start crying about what a fascist country we are. $5 says that 90% of these idiots can’t spell “fascism” and wouldn’t know a just cause if it was sucking their tiny little pee-pees.
God Bless America.
Ride Lo
meetrich.con is a great way to meet Post Op trannies, they specialize in the fat ugly trannies that drunk guys can even spot across the dance floor. Kind of like llpeo
LLPEO:
do you get .50 for each time you mention that crap website, or are you one of the over the hill cougers that signed up for it and are waiting to pounce on a wallet so you can stay at home all day watching TV and playing with your rancid snatch.
btw: a friend of mine had a group of guys in the office, pool together and signed up for that as a joke. he said you wouldn't believe the money grubbing whores that sent them messages.
i'm starting my own site. it's called http://www.pickatrick.com
a dating website for sluts and geeks to kindle the flame.
steroids are the old black.
lying about it is the new black.
hoping the cute barmaid chick's working on lunch break? the new black, as well.
Lions for Lambs is now rated at 26% on rottentomatoes.com, and falling. For comparison, Bee Movie is at 51% and Dan in Real Life is at 64%. You decide.
God bless CNN! And hurrah for war! That shit is off the schizzle…
I don't care what side of an issue you're on, editing an answer that blatantly is disgusting.
Tom Cruise sucks. When is his mothership coming to get him?
And finally, great Kayne has yet another reason to be a whiny little ass.
i don't need to check rotten tomatoes to decide, but thanks, Alan.
By the way, this is wwtdd.com and we kind of like……
have a FUCK EVERYBODY philosophy.
join or die, my son.
The War? Lo Rider.. how sheepish? We're suppose to be looking for Bin Ladin. I'm sure he's not in Iraq. It's amazing how people just accept what the media tells you. But what can you really expect from inbred hillbillies who fuck their lil daughters and continue the tradition. I feel funny even typing this as it's so obvious.
That's like getting upset at a dog because it barks. We're not suppose to be there asshole. Shit isn't there a library near your trailer. geeeshh!