Apparently this is not a picture of fatties attempting to conquer the ocean, as I was led to believe by precedent, but rather it's Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrating her engagement to the hunk in the picture, Scottish "actor" Ross McCall. They got engaged last week then went to Hawaii to celebrate. Sources say his bitchin ink was included in the deal.
Jennifer Love Hewitt's rep confirms exclusively to Usmagazine.com that Hewitt, 28, and boyfriend, Scottish actor Ross McCall, 32, are engaged to be married.
"They got engaged last week," her rep tells Us. The couple is currently vacationing in Hawaii.
Us has learned that the antique engagement ring has been in Ross' family for over 100 years.
Scotland is like 8 billion years old, so a hundred-year-old ring just means he's cheap. Those bourgeois cunts in Hollywood won't stand for that. Although it's possible she doesn't even know they're engaged. Depending on how thick his accent is, "We should share our life, get married" may have sounded like "We should share our pie, it's cherry". In the second one, it's understandable that her reply was, "yes yes, oh my god, forever and ever, yes!"
This explains the fat arse. She thinks that now that she's engaged, she no longer needs to try.
In his defense, McCall was very good in Band of Brothers
Oh…and that was a JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT FIST - a big one by the looks of it.
…test?
He's facial expression screams he's thinking about 2 Girls, 1 Cup
Looks like she spent the whole summer eating Haggis.
Pic 2 shows her pressed up against his sporran.
mmmmmmm cheese.
If I were him in that pic I'd wrap my hands around that thick ass and start the honeymoon early, right there, right then!
No shit he couldn't afford to buy a ring, as it stands he could only afford to pay a 5% deposit on that awesome "Bleeding Heart of Jesus" arm sleeve. I bet someone handed him that bathing suit as he walked off the airplane, too.
MG, you gotta point though. When a woman gets married while having a fat ass, then the property value is just gonna continue to plummett.
100 years is not old at all. My wife has a 120 year old ring (from England) and when I lived there, I lived in a house originally built in 1462. 100 years is but a mere toot on a bagpipe.
MG- I believe thats a "Jennifer Love Hew-fist"
I don't see Hayden Pantytear paddling out in the water with her shirt off trying to save these two sea mammals. Perhaps Nessy will step in to save the day instead..
Wow, Rose McGowan lost a lot of weight!
i bet in 9 months JLH has an amazing body again.
I imagine these photos would send her into a rage.
of course, she could end up on the britney path and this Scottish guy is the prelude to a psychological meltdown on a national stage….
i prefer to think she resurrect her body bc fat girls aren't fun
You guys go ahead and keep calling her fat, and I'll continue to console her with soothing platitudes, chocolate covered cherries and deep dicking.
Ugh, this is distressing. An awful actress in horrible decline shouldn't have this kind of effect on me –there isn't even any porn that approximates this shortbus beach adventure. Looks like it's the full court press on Walmart cashiers tonite.
I must admit that is a very nice tatoo on Ross's arm. It looks like it took forever and cost a fortune. A cross…….how original
What's will all the phat asses in the news lately?
so sad when an arm tattoo merely emphasizes the absolute lack of underlying muscle…hopefully he can remove the Sharpie marks before too many more people notice…
That bikini bottom is more strained than George Bush's prostate.
Unfortunately I've put on 30 pounds in the last 3 months, so I can sympathize with Ms. Hewett and respectfully decline to make fun of her huge ass. Her face is still hot, and would be even hotter with my pecker in her mouth.