SHIA LEBEOUF IS UNDER ARREST - "Transformers" star Shia LaBeouf was arrested early Sunday morning after he refused to leave a Chicago Walgreens at 2:30 AM. LaBeouf appeared to be intoxicated and was asked repeatedly to leave by security. He refused and so police were called. Hopefully his movie star teachers were called too. Walgreens? Booorrring. What happened to giving an underage Russian model too much coke and then burying her in the desert because she couldn't handle her shit. Jesus, why did this dude even become an actor?
MILLA JOVOVICH IS A MOM - actress Milla Jovovich gave birth to a baby girl this weekend, and then named it Ever Gabo Anderson for some inexplicable reason. It's not as bad as Shannyn Sossamons kid Audio Science Clayton or Nic Cages kid Kal-el (Supermans real name) or Penn Jilletes kid Moxie CrimeFighter, but it's not because Milla didn't try. On the first day of school, her name might as well be Pull My Shorts Down And Push Me In The Mud Anderson.
BRITNEY IS A GOOD DRIVER - what are the odds that there's a kid with braces on his legs stuck under Britneys car right now, while she's inside tanning. 50 percent? 80? I'll go 60. Ooooh, here she comes, let's watch and see!
She's ruined now.
I like my chicks to look like dudes.
What?
ok, i'd take this over her in Zoolander
looks alright to me
wow, oprah looks quite pale, and thin
The Beef will not be stopped!!!
TangoCash that avitar is just….. DAMN that's funny (and wrong..so very very wrong).
Shia and I actually share the same last name. But he spells his wrong. And he sucks. That is all.
Shia Poofyhead was drunk and disorderly? Well, now he's a bonafide male Hollywood actor now! WOOHOO!
Thank god Milla had a kid; maybe she finally got some real tits. Besides, her kid's gonna get homeschooled anyways, and that spoiled bitch'll never be made fun of because her mom is the psycho bitch in every movie she's ever been in.
And I don't see a problem with Britney's choice of parking. Why is that news?
So I hated Britney before, and now I hate her even more. I work with individuals who are developmentally and physically disabled..and wow. I cannot stand when dumb fuck ups such as herself decide to take a handicapper spot WHEN OBVIOUSLY SHE ISN'T HANDICAPPED. I mean, she's a dumbshit, but honestly? Somebody needs to ticket her and take her kids and license away. God, what a complete fucking bitch.
And on another note, Shia is the love of my life. He just hasn't realized it yet.
I think a court might let Britney go on this one. I mean, she has to be handicapped in some way, right? right?….
I say anybody who is at the level of attention whore/shitty mother that Britney's on has to be at least mildly handicapped.
Britney > FilmDrunk
Britney's entitled to park there as long as her kids are with her, I can't imagine a bigger handicap than having Britney as a mom. In fact just to be sure she didn't get in trouble, she probably left the kids in the car. But don't worry, she rolled the windows all the way up so bad people couldn't get to them.
You know? The more you post about her dumb ass, the more coverage she'll have. And the more coverage she gets, the more she gets paid. And the more she gets paid, the more she'll be out doing stupid shit and blowing her paychecks on everything imaginable. So, how bout you do your part to end the madness…. and just making pointless threads about her, eh? I can't speak for the masses, but I'm fucking tired of hearing about the bitch.
I am sure when Britney got out of her car, everyone was sure she had Down's Syndrome.
britney is only a double moca cappachino and 2 corndogs away from needing that parking spot.
Moe, please…….save your key typing strength. She'll never leave this site. Not ever. Ever.
uh.. just STOP making pointless threads… I'm taking new vitamins… yeah, that's it.
Britney > FilmDrunk
Wow.
That's clever.
What will we ever do without you, DB?