THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE BIG STARS

If there's one thing I know about trends in music, it's that they last forever, so we should all get used to hearing about the Jonas Brothers. They're a part of our lives now.  I experienced the magic for the first time at last nights American Music Awards and I predict they'll be around for a long long time. Except for the one in the middle, who apparently can't walk six inches without falling onto broken glass. Smooth, bro. Smooth. To be fair, he only had like 10 minutes of staring at that frame backstage to get used to it and figure out a plan of attack for getting through it. Here's my impression of that dude standing in front of a tree. "Hmm, I want to get to the other side of this tree, but how?" (Stares at tree, stares at tree, stares at tree, steps forward, bonk, "OWWW".)