This chick isn't a celebrity yet, but I'm guessing she will be soon, because when you're born with 4 legs and 4 arms, people tend to notice. And that's what happened to a little girl in India, probably because they don't believe in Jesus. We tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen, and now your kid has 8 legs. Surprisingly she will have surgery today to remove her bonus legs and arms, and I say "surprisingly" because, based on my awesome level of racism, I assumed they would love that stuff over there. Cows are like superheroes to them, so you would think a kid who looks just like one of their gods would be cause for celebration. Like if a Christian had a kid with wings. They must not have heard of baseball because this kid would be super rich. She could wear three gloves and swing two bats and run a hundred miles per hour. And she could wear number 8, and jersey sales alone would make like a billion dollars.
GO TO CNN TO WATCH THE VIDEO, then send Brian a dozen roses to thank him for the link.
fist and i just can't take the piss out of this
Yup, Mongro Jackson is named Brian.
…too many nasty jokes…must resist….ugh…4 arms…so many possibilities….uhhh
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And babies with birth defects, also, it seems.
Her parents will ship her off to Cali for gangbang porn……there's just no way around it. The kid could stoke off so many guys at once it's a sure moneymaker.
Let her grow to maturity, then make some awesome porn. I mean, the porn now is just furry one-legged Lithuanian midget porn. I am bored.
A parasitic twin, that had a parasitic twin too. That sucks.
This is almost as bad as Brittney…
Hinduism? 4 arms? 4 legs? C'mon, where's the elephant head joke?
Spider girl, spider girl, does what ever a spider can………
omg… one ticket to hell, best laugh of the day
Many arms of gishnu (or whatever that freaky god thing is called) bump
Sheeva???
I dunno, if that thing can't spin webs, I'm not really all that afraid of it.
Bet her pants would fit like a glove, though
Brend0n, only you could make me laugh at a kid with a birth defect. Props, dude. You are definitely going to burn in hell. Take comfort that we'll all be with you. If the thought of hanging out with the likes of us for eternity in a lake of fire doesn't just make your day, I honestly don't know what would.
Thanks for breaking my brain. I'm off to wash my eyeballs now.
Rather than removing the excess arms and legs, they should add sticky pads to her hands and feet and add one of those children’s Spider-Man web shooters to her wrist and let her fight crime or something.
Then 50 years from now, Sam Raimi can make a film about her where she wields 3 boomsticks and a chainsaw attached to her face.
Bill O' Solo - The joke about Ganesh is nowhere, because you're thinking about Shiva.
Teach her to play the clarinet and Nickelodeon will pay her, like, a bazillion bucks.
In face, fuck it, rather than waste 2 arms and 2 legs, can't they just find someone with none?