The New York Post says today that Tila Tequila isn't really bi-sexual at all, despite the fact that her MTV dating show has her set up to choose between guys and girls to find a new partner. Page Six says:
…it's "all a sham," says a source close to the show. "Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she's not really bi. She's made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all." Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she's single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, "who's like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That's why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won't dump him."
I love how plainly the source states that all girls have made out with other girls at some point. Because of course they do. Why wouldn't they? That shit is hot. I'm still not watching this crap though. I have like 800 channels on my TV, and 400 of them are devoted to nothing but movies where hot girls give in to desire and learn erotic lessons. There's only like 10 ugly Asian chicks in all of LA, yet MTV managed to find one and give her a show with militant dykes and poser dorks. Maybe next they can have a show where fat people search for love. "Hungry For Love" or something like that maybe.
She's dreamy if you don't have to listen to her or look at her face…
me love you long timeumm, she seems like a nice well-mannered woman.me have verry big camera. take many pictures.
She's kinda hot, but this show is fucking shit
she's kinda hot in that i'm-a-myspace-cock-tease sort of way
No way reality TV is not staged? That fucking squished Apple head on a 4' 2" frame screams hotness…
HAHAHAHAHAHA "hungry for love".
Thats actually a hilarious Idea for a fat-based TV reality show. You could have regular competitions where prospective contestants test their resolve by being made to choose a box of Lil' Debbies over 5 minutes of making out with some sea-cow in a tutu. "20 seconds Bob…. Do we have your decision?" "Uhhh ummmmm Geez I thought they discontinued Star Crunch… Wow tough one…"
Any post concerning Tila Tequila should include non-glamour shots of her, which can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Chin
Seriously - the resemblance is uncanny.
Oh hey I just noticed those fake tits come with an Asian chick. Wow.
Damn……….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am crushed.
TV shows that are faked??????????
What the fuck is next, I ask you? SANTA CLAUS?????
"Hungry for Love"? Another "reality" dating show, only funnier/more pathetic, because all of the contestants are three-hundred pounds with severe cases of front butt. Instead of flowers or necklaces or whatever they give out to the contestants staying on the show, they can give away boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts! Imagine the drama, the excitement, the diabetic comas!
…I'd watch it.
Jessie: "Front Butt" hahahahahahahahaha laughed out loud on that one.
"Maybe next they can have a show where fat people search for love."
You just made some MTV producer's day. At least we'll know who to blame when it runs next year!
I wouldn't be suprised if she was fucking Tom.
Myspace is all things Tila and Tom.
Now THERE'S some gossip..
I heard Asian girls with fake tits like it in the butt. True story.
and sidenote: I don't make out with chicks.
I prefer penis.
If I ever did get the craving, I would find a tranny. The thrill of making out with a chick, with penetration for dessert. Delightful. Where's the whipped cream?
Is MTV not carrying the show for a second season because she "won't dump her boyfriend" or maybe because it doesn't even meet MTV standards for useless drivel?
i dont care. slutty asisn chicks are my favorite.
Awwkitten…….
believe me…making out with chicks is not all it's cracked up to be
BUT
The penetration part? Me likey likey.
However…many tranny's have forsaken their ability to penetrate with anything other than their sarcasm.
and another thing………….
where do these watered down chinamen get their big tits anyway?