Tyra Banks spent an entire hour of her show last week talking about the vagina, in a ground breaking episode called "What's Up Down There". I say "groundbreaking" because they said "groundbreaking", but "Pussymans House Party 17" spent over 4 hours talking about the vagina, and I don't see them bragging about it. This clip is filled with Tyras typical pattern of treating the audience like their all unfrozen cavemen. They have a vagina puppet just in case none of the women there have ever seen one. Tyra says it looks like a stuffed animal, and I may or may not have humped several stuffed animals, that's not really the point, but I can say unequivocally that Tyra is a god damn liar. It's not clear why the women need to have their vaginas pointed out and explained to them, but I assume it has something to do with them being retarded. No one brought a puppet to my house to explain my penis when I was a kid, but the first time I saw it I sorta went with it and assumed it was supposed to be there and it was doing whatever it was meant to be doing correctly. I didn't attack it with my shoe and call the cops. This will apparently be news to Tyra.
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Tyra is a dumb coon.
she also has a nice rack
i'd still eat the shit straight from her arse though, yummy.
What's so strange about having a vagina puppet? Seriously, is that weird?
::cleans out sock drawer::
Is a 5 year old jar of slightly used vaseline with the top off considered a vagina puppet? Just curious…
They didnt' have this class in all boy's catholic HS. I had to go to outside sources like Hustler and Penthouse to learn this material.
To quote my hard core niggy Sammy Jackson, "Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know because I ain't eating the filthy motherfucker."
I wouldn't touch a darky with a 10 foot pole, even if she looked like Tyra in the old days instead of her fat McDonalds french fry scarfing, KFC on Thanksgiving eating, fast food on every corner having bloated ass.
This is the stuff that criminal lesbians are made of.
Mongro - I'm guessing that fending off all the black model pussy trying to fuck you isn't much of a time-consuming diversion in your life.
This would make for one hell of a Punch and Judy episode, where Punch rapes the hell out of Judy, while naming all the parts along the way.
I want one of those throw pillows…
I love this story. And I love pussy.
Does anyone know where to get one of these…."pussy puppets"?
It would be one of the more conversational pieces of pussy that I've ever had.
Surely in the interests of science Tyra should have spread her legs and repeatedly plunged a camera up her own growler?
Yes, science!
MJ, that was an excellent guess. How'd you deduce that pearl of wisdom?
First of all - that video is bullshit!!!!
I have had a number of ex's who have assured me that "down there" is indeed all velvet satin and little flowers. Also - they assured me they shat ice-cream.
Secondly - why are they showing "fatty McPhat" how to use a vagina? Other than piss and blood flow - its useless to her……… And why is she sitting on Tyra's lap. Is Tyra holding her down in preparation for a cell- phone beat-down?
I always use a video camera to help girls get familiar with "down there" and then I post it on my website.
I need one of those vagina puppets. My Fleshlight is lonely.
they should've made them a replica of Tyra Banks's vagina.
but that would be difficult when you're making something that looks like a giant ant farm.
With those bangs Tyra looks kinda like a defrosted caveman herself…
Leftnut:
Those pussy puppets are everywhere.
Just look to your left and right. Cover those hands with gym socks and voila……..
I watched the video….in which I rarely do.
And they all deserve an Angry Pirate.
every last fucking one of them.
real women know their pussy, personally. and so do lots and lots of men.