Tyra Banks has reportedly worn so many wigs and weaves over the years that her real hair is fucked up beyond repair, and now she has to wear wigs and weaves all the time whether she likes it or not. And because of this, she won't spend the night with a new guy because she's scared of what he'll do when he sees her as she really is. A source who is me said, "hahahahah, hahahahah." A different source said:
"Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn't want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions.
"Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she's worried he may not call back!"
Confident my ass. Tyra is a fuckin basket case. She did an entire episode of her stupid talk show to pout after someone said she was fat, and she told men to kiss her fat ass because they and the media force women to live up up to some impossible standard of beauty. Pictures of Tyra Banks in Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret are exhibit A when defining the impossible standard of beauty women are forced to live up to but that didn't stop her from whining. She'll probably complain about this too, which is wrong because wigs are incredibly useful. Or if you know some other way to dress like a girl and sneak into a sorority house and start a panty pillow fight, I'm all ears Dr. Genius.
Wouldn't fist her
Women now have fake hair,lips, tits, eyeballs and fingernails anyway.
The truth of the matter is my excessive pulling of her hair has left her near bald. I will try to loosen my grip in the future.
You know when you get her alone in bed she looks like that chick from I'm Going To Get You Sucka! Taking off her fake leg and all………..why won't she just die already.
Shave your head you fucking ignorant under confident douche bag! Guys want to fuck you with out you voicing your daily rants, who cares about the nappy hairdo.
perhaps she is the all original nappy-headed ho?
You know, I'm fine with her wearing a wig - even in bed.
BTW, the good news for any guy who makes it as far as the bedroom is that with a pathological concern about her hair means that if she thinks he's going to stick around, he'll be getting anal :-)
Mmm…Tyranalsaurus Sex
id love to get a nice big piece of Tyra's ass, doggy all the way!
it is so sad when you look back at all the girls you use to masterbate about and how fuggly they are now. Britney, trya, my cousin shannon, captian kangaroo…aw shit.
Just go for the Grace Jones look (crew cut) or the Michael Jordan look (bald). Or she could shave her head and have corn-rows tattooed on the bare skin. Voila!
Topper!!!!!!!!!!
Long time no post.
Today must be:
Bullshit Posts Day.
Three in a row.
Juan beat me to the Grace Jones comment. :(
Grace Jones in 'Conan the Destroyer' > Tyra Banks ever BOING!!!
Xenu is my buddy,
i told Tyra I was going to look for someone "new" and she told me if I had about 3 more inches, I'd have "new" without having to leave the house.
the nerve of some bald headed bitches.
dirtcajun @ 11:49… I've been waiting since Wednesday night for that post. It's taking a while for the funny to come back.
um… glamorous hair? isn't that a bit much?
I thought all trannys wore wigs anyway.
Just put your hair in cornrows and that will mask the baldness!