TYRA IS NERVOUS

Tyra Banks has reportedly worn so many wigs and weaves over the years that her real hair is fucked up beyond repair, and now she has to wear wigs and weaves all the time whether she likes it or not.  And because of this, she won't spend the night with a new guy because she's scared of what he'll do when he sees her as she really is.  A source who is me said, "hahahahah, hahahahah."  A different source said:

"Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn't want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions."Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she's worried he may not call back!"

Confident my ass.  Tyra is a fuckin basket case.  She did an entire episode of her stupid talk show to pout after someone said she was fat, and she told men to kiss her fat ass because they and the media force women to live up up to some impossible standard of beauty.  Pictures of Tyra Banks in Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret are exhibit A when defining the impossible standard of beauty women are forced to live up to but that didn't stop her from whining.  She'll probably complain about this too, which is wrong because wigs are incredibly useful.  Or if you know some other way to dress like a girl and sneak into a sorority house and start a panty pillow fight, I'm all ears Dr. Genius.