12.14.2007 BOOTLEG DARK KNIGHT TRAILER


This video must have been filmed by a blind epileptic, because I have no idea what the hell is going on onscreen. All you can tell for sure is that Maggie Gyllenhaal is visually disturbing. God that bitch is ugly. Katie Holmes isn't great or anything but she's eleventy billion times hotter than Maggie Gyllenhaal. They might as well have just cast a foot.  Or a turtle.

UNSEXY UPDATE - damn.  well warner brothers is killing this everywhere, but it should officially premiere here tomorrow.



(87) Comments

  1. LoRider 12/14/2007 11:48

    Heath Ledger as The Joker.

    Just WHO is this joke on?

    Ride Lo

  2. Ace 12/14/2007 11:50

    great camera work asshole. dont waste my time with this shit.

  3. Doctress Leisa 12/14/2007 11:51

    Why would you even post this? Isn't there a celebutard out there airing her bacon flaps in public?

  4. yohnskull22 12/14/2007 11:51

    I can't see the tits.

  5. HandBanana 12/14/2007 11:59

    I know I'm committing social suicide here by saying this, but thanks Brend0n.  Made my morning.  :) 

    And I don't know, RideLo…I don't think Heath Ledger will kill this movie.  Maggie Gylenhaal, though…

  6. IvanWhore 12/14/2007 12:05

    After Brokeback Mountain (the one scene that I saw for a whopping 3 seconds), there isn't anything about Heath Ledger that doesn't creep me out.  I think he'll do fine as the Joker (although I still think that Jude Law would have been MUCH better).  Maggie isn't totally horrific, but they coulda gotten better.  Maybe that chick from Red Eye and Wedding Crashers.  Woulda been a LOT better to see her naked on my lap in the movie.

  7. EdgardoElegante 12/14/2007 12:06

    Christian Bale and Michael Caine rock. Heath Ledger, on the other hand, got that air of douchiness about him though.

    But in any case, this movie looks to be worth my 10 bucks. 

  8. lady garden 12/14/2007 12:07

    i wuite fancy the joker-don't get mad-its the psycho look-help me

  9. gravy donor 12/14/2007 12:08

    Good looking movie. Ledger is a handjob,and that chick does indeed resemble a foot.

  10. arm123 12/14/2007 12:12

    My chances of seeing I am Legend in the theater just rose about 25%. With a chance of showers in the morning.

  11. Guinny_Ire 12/14/2007 12:17

    His Joker is a cross between Caesar Romero and Jack Nicholson. I'm interested.

  12. Dirty Hairy 12/14/2007 12:18

    Do you guys remember when the posters came out for Batman in '88 people thought it was a picture of a big mouth? WTF is wrong with people? Am I alone here?

    *thump thump*

    Hey, is this thing on? 

  13. Doctress Leisa 12/14/2007 12:25

    Christian Bale is Batman?

    Gotta go–the Jackrabbit is calling. 

  14. Joseph 12/14/2007 12:25

    According to Peter Griffin, it's Sarah Jessica Parker who looks like a foot.  Don't tread on Peter's material.

  15. thebigevil 12/14/2007 12:26

    Hi

     

    my name is jackrabbit! 

  16. leftnutofjesus 12/14/2007 12:29

    i think doctress calls anything 2 inches long and kinda hairy "the jackrabbit".

    personal experiences, fellas.  [wink wink] [plunge plunge] 

  17. colonelkurtz 12/14/2007 12:31

    Can't wait to see the whole thing. Ledger actually looks good (not in a gay way).

  18. IvanWhore 12/14/2007 12:32

    I take it back:  Maggie G is basically a shaved ape, only without the sex appeal.  It's time to do an emergency reshoot of all her scenes.

  19. HandBanana 12/14/2007 12:39

    Christian Bale is Batman?

    Gotta go–the Jackrabbit is calling.

    Yeah, I own the 2-disc box set from the first movie just for that specific reason.  He's probably the celeb I'd soonest kidnap and rape ask kindly for an autograph and a handshake.

  20. leftnutofjesus 12/14/2007 12:39

    colonel,

    Ledger actually looks good (not in a gay way). 

     

    I don't know if you thought you were at Perez's carnival of gay cock and aids transfusions, but there is NO straight way to say Ledger actually looks good.

    It's like me coming on here and telling Dirty Hairy I want to suck his dick until it turns into a cheese log and gives me gas (not in a gay way).  

     

    fucking goddamn it.  

     

    and maggie giveittoherinthehall(cuz i don't let beggar lice in my house)  deserves an Oscar….as in a guy named Oscar….to kill her with his load.  

    Too Short…"Blowjob Betty"…..anyone?  I'll take hoodrats and crack vials for 500. 

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