At first I was all annoyed because the paparazzi won't leave me alone whenever I go to the beach. As if me getting some rays in my white shorts and sunglasses is really so fascinating it has to be documented forever. But then I realized they were taking pictures of Brooke Hogan. I didn't realize it sooner because I didn't know that was Brooke Hogan. She looks like Nick Carter. Which maybe isn't the most flattering thing in the world to say about someone. Being compared to Nick Carter must be embarrassing. Even being in the same room as Nick Carter would be embarrassing, much less looking like him. Actually being Nick Carter must be just an unthinkable disgrace.
I JUST READ THE DEATH OF WCW AND CHRISTMAS DEERBALLS, HULK HOGAN IS A SELFISH ASSHOLE
WELCOME TO MY CLUBHOUSE :)
id let her be my cock ring.
Who gives a damn what you people think. I'd rail her 'till she was seeing stars and shitting rainbows.
wait….i meant id let her BORROW my cock ring.
1.2.3.NOT HOMO!!!
::: dub sighs and put his cock back in his pants:::
pic 7 made me go limp quicker than the time my mom opened the closet door.
and didn't smilesomebody needs to glue sunglasses to the bitch's face, hand me a fifth of 101, and the next time I see her, I'll gladly knead the yeast.
I'd put her in the figure four, then give her a belly to back suplex. Follow that with a diamond cutter in her asshole, then BANG! I'd feel her balls slapping against mine.
I'd finish though. Cuz I'm a trooper like that.
even if i didnt know that was hulk hogans daughter, i would still say that looks like hulk hogans daughter!!!! i bet she would put up a hell of a fight in the sack…..
making someone shit arpeggios and accordions while taking a komodo dragon up the cunt after I'm done is about all I can offer.
JHC just tape that shit to her stomach that's what
chodders and Ifags do. So I 'hear.'slap some makeup on her and she's good to go… just like every other celeb
dt knows what he's talkin about.
She looks okay to me. Not hot as in "i'm a model" hot but she's attractive and built like a woman. What's the problem?
Brend-on, again, you're gay dude. Come out already.
She looks okay, but I kinda get the feeling that some of daddy's 'roids leeched into his swimmers and subsequently altered the DNA of his little girl. Combine that with radiation from common microwave ovens, and you get Brooke Hogan. HULK SMASH!!
This is the cow PETA should be after
pepper, I liked you a whole lot better when you had your wife's ass staring at me in the face from your avatar.
NO wait, I was just told that she is a size 2 as well.
never mind
JHC - AHAHAHAHA! You are like a god with your sexual prowess. Uh, wait….
DB
I do too, I will put it back up. She is not my wife. 24 year old girlfriend. I stand and do a little dance….
coffeeman
you ok?
that the second time.
Does your wife know?
You do live by San Francisco.