BROOKE HOGAN IS PRETTY LIKE A FLOWER

At first I was all annoyed because the paparazzi won't leave me alone whenever I go to the beach.  As if me getting some rays in my white shorts and sunglasses is really so fascinating it has to be documented forever.  But then I realized they were taking pictures of Brooke Hogan.  I didn't realize it sooner because I didn't know that was Brooke Hogan.  She looks like Nick Carter.  Which maybe isn't the most flattering thing in the world to say about someone.  Being compared to Nick Carter must be embarrassing.  Even being in the same room as Nick Carter would be embarrassing, much less looking like him.  Actually being Nick Carter must be just an unthinkable disgrace.