12.21.2007 CRISS ANGEL STRIKES AGAIN

The New York Post says the reason Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon on Monday is because Pam was caught partying with magician Criss Angel, who has previously been linked with Cameron Diaz, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, among others.  The Post says:

Anderson spent Dec. 8, the night before her final performance with magician Hans Klok, "cozying up to" publicity-loving illusionist Criss Angel at club LAX. Pictures were taken, gossip was spread - and Salomon "hit the roof when he found out Pam was hanging out with Criss … They had a huge fight," and Anderson filed for divorce a few days later. A friend of Anderson said, "It was just another log on the fire. Their relationship is so volatile [that] I'm sure this won't be the last time she files, but nothing happened with her and Criss; they were just hanging out."

Whatever.  This is the look of a girl who's about to fuck a guy.  And how could she not?  When you're a magician, life is an endless string of fast cars and sexy women.  After all, twice a night he summons a dove from another dimension.  What girl could resist that?  If I were a magician and about to have sex with Pam, I think a funny joke would be to pull one of those really long and colorful handkerchiefs out of her vagina, and you could be all like, "hey, what's goin' on here?!?!"  Because she's a slut, and I think it would lighten the mood to joke about that.




(124) Comments

  1. MaleBoy_ShaunDeWet 12/21/2007 11:22

    C on this.

  2. mustafa 12/21/2007 11:23

    She looks like Italian soccer player Paolo Maldini in these pictures

     

    http://www.9ofy.com/up3/polo6.JPG

  3. Dr. Gonzo 12/21/2007 11:23

    well, not that anybody needed it

    but i guess this is the final proof that criss angel is gay. 

  4. The Ghost of Deano 12/21/2007 11:24

    nothing is more depressing to see than an aging sex symbol. No wonder Marilyn Monroe killed herself.  

  5. MasterShake 12/21/2007 11:25

    …and abracadabra, your hepatitis is gone!!!

     

    Oh, you mean it's not? 

  6. benshwey 12/21/2007 11:25

    http://famoussexscandals.net/?p=97

     

    you have to check out these photos of the french olympian. they are great! 

  7. Dirty Hairy 12/21/2007 11:27

    I have a magic trick for Criss (what a fag, what, is he in "Criss Cross"???), I am going to strangle him to death with his intestines and hate-fuck his skull, and he can resurrect himself!

  8. MG Admirer 12/21/2007 11:31

    Why only 2 fingers from Chris in the photo?  Shouldn't it be three fingers - you know - two in the coot and one in the chute ?

  9. SydSpy 12/21/2007 11:32

    Criss Angel should be shot in the knees and beaten.  He is such an annoying little shit.  Thinking he's so cool with his phony magic shit.  Asshole.  

     

    Fucking birthday clowns are cooler than him. 

  10. JC 12/21/2007 11:33

    Criss Angel gay? Nah…that would mean he pretended to have a relationship with Cameron Diaz so that….

    Ohhh…never mind.

  11. Pennsylvania's Finest 12/21/2007 11:34

    i suppose they can compare hair highting treatments and eye shadow….fag

  12. Observer 12/21/2007 11:34

    Personally I perform all my magic in the bedroom.

     

  13. JohnnyPersonMan 12/21/2007 11:34

    She looks like Pamela Anderson's alcoholic mother.

  14. Pennsylvania's Finest 12/21/2007 11:38

    "Personally I perform all my magic in the BATHROOM"

    FIXED

  15. rossipsu1 12/21/2007 11:41

    …I think another good trick would be making his penis appear, then disappear, over and over again without getting Hep C.

    How'd he do that???

     

  16. Frankie Boy 12/21/2007 11:41

    And then Pam showed Criss the disappearing cock trick.  This fucking skank turns my stomach.  Can we see some hot chicks with class please?

  17. Jesus H. Christ 12/21/2007 11:41

    Criss Angel, exactly one level of magic "skills" higher than Boppo the Magic Clown.  Who, by the way, is available for your next birthday or bar mitzvah.  He works for ass, gas, or grass.  

  18. Frankie Boy 12/21/2007 11:42

    OOPS, rossipsu1 beat me to the punch.

  19. Guinny_Ire 12/21/2007 11:44

    I want a magic trick. I want to see Criss Angel make her look like she's 20 years old again and not look like my drunk lush of a music teacher I had in grade school.

  20. Zack 12/21/2007 11:45

    The secret behind Criss Angel's magic tricks appears to be Rohypnol.

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