EVERYONE IS SHOCKED

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old sister of Britney, tells OK! magazine that she is 12-weeks pregnant and that the father is her 19-year-old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.  OK! goes on sale in New York today, nationwide Friday.  A few excerpts from a report on Yahoo:

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."After she found out from a doctor that she was pregnant, she said, "I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody.""Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me," she said.Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported."She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears said. "A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

Jamie and her mom both said this was shocking, which means one of us need to look up the term "shocking".  Because I don't think they're using it the way the person who invented the term shocking meant it to be used.  I think he meant it to mean like if you're sleeping and someone whacks you in the balls with a shovel. I think he meant, like, "surprising".  "Unexpected".  Like if you saw a unicorn.  But some bony teen getting on top of a Spears girl and nervously fucking her then not pulling out and getting her pregnant?  Yeah.  Yeah, that sounds about right.