JAMIE LYNN WHORE

OK! magazine has broken the amazing story that Jamie Lynn Spears, the sister of Britney Spears, is pregnant.  She is 16 years old.  Sources say she plans on keeping the baby and now TMZ has confirmed OKs original story.  Also, the 2008 horoscope is ready!  Is love in the stars?!?  Will I meet that special someone?!?  What famous couple is headed for the alter?!?  Find out tomorrow!!!!

A source tells us the interview, which hits stands tomorrow, is six pages and is on the record with Jamie Lynn and her mother. She tells the mag that the father is Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Brit's younger sister, star of Nick's "Zoey 101," says she's keeping the baby.

I suppose there's a chance this kid won't be a pox on humanity just like the rest of his family, but being born to these idiots is like a normal kid being born without a foot.  Sure, it might end up just like everyone else, but it's starting way way behind and it has a lot to overcome.  This kid would have a better chance being raised by pedophiles.  Or a big mean dog.

DIM WITTED WHITE TRASH UPDATE – Extra has recieved a statement from Nickelodeon (Jamie Lynn stars on the Nick series series "Zoey 101.").  Nickelodeon says:  "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."