Jessica Simpson’s last two movies have been complete and utter failures by any reasonable definition, but she does want to continue acting, and that can only mean one thing. Full frontal nudity. Nice.
A source said: "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgment, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."
I'm not sure how forcing the cast and crew to masturbate helps her career in any way, but who am I to argue, as it seems God has now taken over. Well, maybe not God, but whoever it is that answers my prayers about tricking hot chicks with big boobs into taking their clothes off.
FIST!!
Well, got, enjoy your time alone on the board while the rest of us take a masturbation break….
Wishful thinking.
I don't believe.
an acquaintance who worked for a magazine has seen britney, christina, and jessica naked (had to dress them) and said that jessica is looks the best by far. this was pre christina surgery tho
……..and i'm pretty sure thats what they told Elizabeth Berkley.
First good news I heard all day.
me want to stick my goo in your mouth!
This movie would win an Oscar and maybe a Nobel Peace Prize
about time slut
The "industry's respect"? Isn't that an oxymoron?
an acquaintance who worked for a magazine has seen britney, christina, and jessica naked (had to dress them) and said that jessica is looks the best by far. this was pre christina surgery tho
and in your masterbation session, did they all suck your dick at once, or one at a time?
i bet her dad jacks it till its raw. i
woulddoPlease, God, Bhudda, Allah, Tom Cruise…don't let this be a cruel joke.
And Juan: suddenly there's a problem with wishful thinking? Pfft. We all knew the managedad would come up with this idea at some point.
her dad will be her "fluffer"
No movie that she's in will ever be good, but it'll be made a bit better by the fact that she's still naked. In my mind, she's been naked for 12 years though, so it won't really matter for me.
By the way, PF is a wannabe nagger, he's not black but claimed to be for a long time. What a fag, huh?
well i for one would like to go on record stating that i will certainly respect her as a serious actress.
maybe there is some sort of petition that we could circulate, or take out an ad in variety.
Her nips are far better than I thought they'd be though… it's true, it's true… they're GLORIOUS!!!
"will put her right on the map in terms of acting"
It would help if Jessica learned how to read a map first.
Am I the ONLY one who thinks if that belt wasn't on the dress, her tits would be at belly button level?
The "Industry" respects, nay worships chicks with big tits who get naked.
Full-Frontal is the new "flesh" from Crayola.
mongo: you're the fag because you don't know the joke behind the whole PF drama, so stick your head up your ass.