LILY ALLEN IS PREGNANT TOO

Aww what the hell.  Now the Sun UK says that Lily Allen (who I like but will deny it later then call you a dick if you bring it up) is pregnant as well.  Lily is 22, her boyfriend, Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers, is 37.  Well done, Ed.  The Sun says:

LILY ALLEN is all smiles after discovering she is pregnant with her first child, The Sun can reveal.The 22-year-old singer found she was expecting last month, but has only revealed the news to close family.A source close to the singer said: “Lily is thrilled to be pregnant and can’t wait to become a mum. She’s a real family person.  Ed’s very happy. He is really looking after her.”

It's a good thing I hate the Chemical Brothers and don't listen to them, because this could very well ruin them.  It sounds like video poker music.