I don't mean to trade in rumor and innuendo, but I think Amy Winehouse might be on drugs. I couldn't believe it at first but the Daily Mail has this picture of her wandering around aimlessly at 5am yesterday morning, so now I don't know what to think.
Barefoot, and clad only in her bra and jeans, the troubled singer emerged from a friend's house in Bow at 5.45am on Sunday looking distressed and agitated.
Onlookers said she appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside.
Quite why she came outside only half dressed in the early hours is unclear. One onlooker said she looked up and down the road as if she was waiting for someone, but no one arrived at the house.
"She came out of the house, walked down the drive and wandered around on the pavement for a bit.
"She looked upset and agitated but there was no obvious reason for her to have come outside. It was weird."
She came outside because I've decided to spring my sex trap. She's so hot and sexy I just can't help myself. I dug a big hole in her yard and covered it with a filthy blanket and some needles. She came out to sniff around but the stupid photographers had to ruin it. Oh enchantress, you haunt me with your siren song, you will be mine!!!
(UPDATE - now with more of teh hotness. this bitch has a hot body. photo credit = bauer-griffin)
FIST!
I would fist her…in the fuckin jaw.
She was waiting for the door-to-door tattoo man to show up. Sadly, Sunday is his day off.
Good God! When did Keith Richards and Maggie Wheeler have an FAS baby?
The colour of the bra matches her eyes.
Off to a good start….
tranny trouble!!!
Skank ho
Boy, those paparazzi have a great job, staked out at 5am on a Sunday morning waiting for Amy Winehouse to appear.
She should die now, while young, so that she can be immortalised forever and the rest of the world can get access to what remains of the cocaine crop.
Kinda looks like Nicolas Cage in drag … damn she's ugly.
Are we sure that is even Amy Winehouse? She looks like the strung-out hooker who hangs out in front of Ripley's Believe It Or Not on Hollywood Blvd.–you know, the one who will refrain from spitting a TB-infused loogey on you if you slip her a fiver.
I think most sailors would request that the tat on her stomach read "Beware" instead of "Hello".
Her body is unrealistic and misleading…oh, wait, this doesn't apply.
Man, I used up what little wit I have on that JLH post.(shudders)
BOYS! - Just one left - sleep with Amy and get your name tattoed on her boob. First come, first served
so much hype for this … I'd rather watch the 2girls1cup-video reaction on youtube.
Nothing screams "sexy" more than a strung out coke whore.
The hello sailor tattoo screams PLACE LOAD HERE!
Is it just me, or does she look like she's put on a couple of pounds since those pictures of her trapsing around on the beach in a bikini? I mean, her hips look markedly less pointy than they did then.
She still looks like hell, though. I didn't think she could possibly look WORSE without that eyeliner, but suprise suprise…
look at her hips-waist-ratio. This guy is a tranny from afghabistan tryin' to make a buck or two at 5 in the morning. Pay some respect here.