Page Six says that Jive records has as much confidence in Britney Spears as everyone else, meaning, absolutely none. So when they got ready to spend half a million dollars to shoot a video for her, they didn't do it without a backup plan. A seXXXy backup plan.
"Britney was supposed to shoot a video for her song 'Pieces of Me' last Tuesday at Social Hollywood," a well-placed Jive insider told Page Six.
"Jive hired Wayne Isham to direct, had all the dancers there - hair, makeup and everything, but she refused to come. Jive was really upset. They were already paying everyone overtime, and finally Britney showed up 12 hours late - but only after they told her they were going to give the video shoot to another Jive artist, Samantha Jade."
Jade, a rising star on the label, was told to be on call to shoot her video for her single "Eyes on Me." "They were going to recalibrate it for Samantha, because it was too expensive to just scrap," our source said. "Britney finally showed up when she realized a new, younger, hotter girl would take her slot."
Jade is the chick in the picture (ass shot here) and she's Australian, so she has that hot accent. Basically she's superior to Britney in every way. Of course you could put a midget in a banana costume and he'd be superior in every way to Britney too. He can do everything Britney can do (drink, shop) but also he could tie my shoes once I get really rich and realize that bending over is for poor people. Advantage: Midget in a Banana costume.
+1 Jive.
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Holy god! After seeing that pic my trouser feel like a midget in a banana costume! A tight banana costume!
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BTW, I fucking love the producers for holding Brit hostage with this hottie!
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Sweet Jesus, maybe it's the angle of the pic but New Britney's head is huge. She looks like she should be wearing a hula skirt and dancing in the back window of a gypsy cab.
I think from here on out, every guy on the board would agree with me that instead of seeing pictures of Britney being fat, we'd rather see pictures of this chick being hot; and instead of hearing about Britney being retarded, we'd rather hear that this chick did something slutty and cool. Even if its just made up. As an example:
Britney Spears was seen damn near killing yet another person with her carSamatha Jade made out with a hot chick.See how much nicer that is? We'll all know what really took place, but it sounds better.
"Britney finally showed up when she realized
a new, younger, hotter girl would take her slotthe caterers left choklit bakun to eat."FTFY
5 years later you'll be writing about her
You know in Predator where Jesse Ventura has that huge God-like machine gun and blows away a bunch of little brown-skinned dudes? I wish he would use it on Britney.
Hmmmm… Seems that we get our gossip straight out of the pages of Page Six yet again… I read this while I was taking a dump this morning… No pictures of her though, my cock would fit wonderfully in her ass I bet.
Something about that girl's smile screams "I give good head."
New Britney also has a forehead like a drive in movie screen, just like old, fat, balding Britney.
Standing ovation for Jive Records. I'd rather see this chick on a video.
Just let her be Britgunts professional stand in for shows and videos and stuff. Anyone fucking retarded enough to be a fan would be to stupid to notice. I talking to you deadfrk. Fag.
Drive in movie screen? Her forehead would make a better landing pad for my taint when I drop the Bulgarian gas mask on her.
Yes she's hot even with the aforementioned Tyra forehead.
ps I still need help from previous thread
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I wonder how many people Britney ran over on her way there, once her people showed her what Samantha Jade looked like?
If Jive has ZERO confidence in Britney, they should just dump the bitch already. I mean, how awesome would it be for all of us to watch a chick who is already batshit crazy lose her recording contract?