Nicky Hilton is still in Hawaii for Christmas, and yesterday she looked a little better than she did the day before, mostly because her bikini no longer looks like a bunched-up diaper. She actually has a good body for a spoiled racist, it's her stupid fat face that ruins everything. She'd be pretty hot if you chopped off her head, but although I haven't actually checked, I have to assume it's illegal to F a decapitated dead girl, regardless of how much sexual tension there may between the two of you.
first?
lol wut
Hmmm…yep. Them Hilton girls sure is ugly.
Solid 7? Only if you count the cash. Otherwise we're talking a 4.
Someone once told Nicky Hilton she needed a hobby so she chose Anorexia Nervosa.
No tits and flat ass make that a dull toy.
I'd put my solid 7 in the Toe in pic 4.
She looks like an 8 year old with a dirty diaper.
Yes, someone give Annie here a sandwich. Annie Rexia, of course.
As Larry Fein of "Three Stooges" once exclamed, "I would fuck that bitch with Shemp's dick!"
Ride Lo
PS
I'd fuck her, but only if there was the promise of cash and financial wellbeing.
Lance, get back in the fucking cage and do not come out until you have some COTW's to pass around. Don't make me get the hose.
I remember when I had a pretty unhealthy attraction to Big Bird. First grade was crazy…
i guess money can't buy tits…wait?
NICKY HILTON IS BUILT LIKE A
SOLID7 YEAR OLDFIXED.
Has she ever had a kid, or been much heavier, because I swear I see stretch marks on her lower abdomen? Not that I mind them, I'm just wondering what caused them.*
* This Straight Line™ is brought to you by RAPALA.
Money, money everywhere, and not a bikini that fits to be found ANYWHERE. This saggy-bottom look is really not becoming.
well i'll say this for her: she's not paris.
+5 for not being paris. yes, easily a 7.
Wait! Didn't I see this at the newsstand on a magazine cover photo of ALABANAMBLA?
Yes, I recall the banner headline was: Nicky Hilton Pronounced Hottest 7 Yr Old Boy of the Year.
Those crazy boy loving southerners!
Nothing's hotter than looking down on a flat chested, boy faced woman while you're riding on top of her.
Did I say hotter?? I meant gayer…
I heard Lance @ FilmDrunk still wets his bed. How did you like that Klingon dick in your ear, Lance?
Yup I would
I'm going to start just fighting anyone that calls normal girls fat anymore– is this is the result of what girls think they should look like? There's just nothing to attract a normal heterosexual male on that body.
you bastards are all so shallow. people aren't attracted to nicky for her body….it's her mind.