You probably weren't wondering, but if for some reason you were, Nicky Hilton spent Christmas day on Maui. Which bugs me to no end. I know people say she's prettier than Paris but asking if Paris Hilton could get any uglier is like asking if a turkey could get any uglier. So Nicky Hilton and a turkey are in a tie for the coveted title of, "Prettier Than Paris Hilton". Last years winner was Every Other Woman On The Planet Earth. Good luck Nicky!
CUNT!
I’d hit it.
One thing you can say about Saint Nick: She does have the obligatory tramp stamp…
She looks like an eight year old girl with a shitty diaper. WTF?
Set, bump…
I had breasts like that once. Then I turned 12.
When I saw these pictures, it didn't move, not even a little bit.
She has the body of an Ostrich.
mosquito bites on her chest, and fly-eye shades.
anyone got a swatter?
Maybe my standards aren't as high as the various Adonii on this site, but I'd hit it. Twice. In ten minutes.
Well, you know what they say.
Any port in a storm.
Hmmm…needs some gold bodypaint.
Happy Boxing Day all you mounties and dentally challenged Brits! Anyone actually know what Boxing Day is? I am too lazy to google it.
I'm in no position to turn her down, but I still don't get what the issue with Paris is. Annoying? Yes. But that doesn't mean she's not hot. And VDs are waaay overrated. I'd go bareback no sweat.
Is she smuggling in Iranians for Britney to fuck in that swimsuit bottom? WTF?
I'd still show her the little general and have her salute…
SHE HAS A TRAMP STAMP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just like the old saying goes: Money can't buy class.
Oh, and my breasts are bigger too.
What does her $8 off-center tattoo say?
I can't make it out. Is it "wiener" and then a down arrow?
I can't make it out. Is it "wiener" and then a down arrow?
No, that is the tattoo she has on her belly…
The guy in the striped towel in pic 3 said that he'd fuck Britney.
so i said…………..why the long face???
What's with the droopy ass?