Some online sites today, although I think this began with Star magazine, say that Jennifer Love Hewitt may be pregnant, and that's why she’s gone from this to some kind of bacon-based monster. According to MSN:
Jennifer Love Hewitt's visible weight gain may reveal something more than just a lapsed diet. The US actress has been piling on the pounds because she is pregnant, a US celebrity news website reports. "Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news," a source said. "It wasn't planned, but now that it's happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy."
Whatever. Maybe its just because I’m a sexist sexy pig, but fat and pregnant are the same thing. Girls just use getting pregnant as an excuse to eat whatever they want. You're not foolin me, big ass. They put on 90 pounds then have a 6 pound kid. According to my ribbons in Math, that leaves 84 pounds unaccounted for. If my girl gets pregnant and puts on 40 pounds, she better have a 40 pound baby, or else she has some serious explaining to do.
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Hey, where's the fucking pictures of preggo making out with fatso?
JLH: "I squeeze 'em together like this…"
Ross Whatever: "…and I slide it in between 'em like this…"
She must be carrying the baby in her ASS!
she is not prego.
She is short
Has a guy with shit ink on his arms, who is ponding that ass.
she is Fennifer Smurfafat
We didn't realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt's gestational period was 3 years.
Because she started gaining weight quite some time ago. get it?
if thats the case, its the longest pregnancy in history because her metamorphosis into a rino has been going on for over well over a year.
Maybe she's turning to comfort food to hide her anxiety about the writer's strike and her show's falling ratings. She's obviously comfortable now. Not as comfortable as, say, Rosie O'Fat or Britney but much more so than the Olsen twins or the skeleton chick from the most recent survivor.
Ride Lo
Ugly guys knocking up hot chicks is the new black.
One of my friends gained 9 pounds with her pregnancy, then had a 6 pound baby. She worked out 2.5 hours at the gym every day afterwards and thank god lost those 3 horrifying pounds in about 3 days. She's a mixture of discipline, motivation and psychotic perfectionism. We can all learn from her…
She's hot.
Big hips. Big ass. Big tits = hot
Brend8n = a fag
DB, We are on the same sheet of music once again.
Bre|\|don = phag.
Ride Lo
Brend()n is a big time fag. However, you have to give your bitch at least 20 pounds of leeway because you have to expect her teet to grow fatter with milk.
Well I sure hope Ross won't be expected to breast-feed the baby. His boobies are so emaciated one of them is almost concave - plus you can see the scar where they removed the implant.
Wait, what?
One of my friends gained 9 pounds with her pregnancy, then had a 6 pound baby. She worked out 2.5 hours at the gym every day afterwards and thank god lost those 3 horrifying pounds in about 3 days. She's a mixture of discipline, motivation and psychotic perfectionism. We can all learn from her…
i call bullshit. you also gain 1.5 lbs for placenta, 3 lbs for extra blood, 6 lbs for amnotic fluid, 2 lbs muscle in uterus, and a pound or two for the tits. so therefore your friend lost weight during her pregnancy. the only word that properly describes her is PSYCHOTIC.
She's still got great cans. She now has hips (probably always did). Firm that up and she's got the complete package. I'm still a fan.
Just remember, pregger chicks means free creampie, no obligation!
Her embryo is so fat it's a size 2, ZING!
Forget her folds, what about that face? Looks like a frightened mouse with its whiskers pulled out.