PREGNANT OR FAT

Some online sites today, although I think this began with Star magazine, say that Jennifer Love Hewitt may be pregnant, and that's why she’s gone from this to some kind of bacon-based monster.  According to MSN:

Jennifer Love Hewitt's visible weight gain may reveal something more than just a lapsed diet. The US actress has been piling on the pounds because she is pregnant, a US celebrity news website reports. "Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news," a source said. "It wasn't planned, but now that it's happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy."

Whatever. Maybe its just because I’m a sexist sexy pig, but fat and pregnant are the same thing. Girls just use getting pregnant as an excuse to eat whatever they want. You're not foolin me, big ass. They put on 90 pounds then have a 6 pound kid.  According to my ribbons in Math, that leaves 84 pounds unaccounted for. If my girl gets pregnant and puts on 40 pounds, she better have a 40 pound baby, or else she has some serious explaining to do.