12.05.2007 SCARLETT IS PISSED

Us magazines cover story this week has a prominent picture of Scarlett Johansson and it asks the question, "Did they or didn't they".  It's all about A-listers in Hollywood getting plastic surgery.  And even though Us quotes her as once saying, "I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag", now Scarlett is threatening to sue Us for implying she's had surgery.  Her lawyer says:

"US Weekly's cover story regarding Scarlett Johansson and its clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof, despite vehement denials by Ms. Johansson prior to publication," reads a statement from her rep, exclusively to OK!. "Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an "expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what "might" have been done. It wasn't."

And Scarlett tells OK!:

"I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly."

I don't know if she got surgery or not, but it certainly looks like her nose went from big to less big.  Maybe she's just been working out.  I'm not sure how that works.  I don't worry about this stuff because I'm so naturally hot.  It's why in high school, I was presented with a jewel encrusted goblet after being voted "King of Bitches".



(86) Comments

  1. Brian06 12/05/2007 09:17

    FIRST

  2. Hoppy Balls 12/05/2007 09:20

    ***<yawn>***

  3. Ass Tagger 12/05/2007 09:21

    Well, I suppose that if your professional image and integrity are on the line, you really SHOULD sue.  If nothing else, it'll make these worthless ass rags think twice before printing false crap just to fill up pages.

  4. rv 12/05/2007 09:22

    so what? shut your pie hole and continue to be hot. no one cares. most men would probably bang her anyway

  5. Thomas 12/05/2007 09:23

    For as beautiful as I think she is (now; what an hideous beast she used to be), she has now joined that oh-so-exclusive-list of Stupid Twats.  Welcome!  (fanfare) (hopeful gunshot)

  6. PercySugden 12/05/2007 09:30

    It's not her outer beauty but her inner beauty that I'm interested in.

     

    PS I just found out I can't wank to a picture of a girl holding a teddy bear - true story!

  7. Ass Tagger 12/05/2007 09:30

    Then again, if I was Scarlett, I would stare at my boobs all day wouldn't worry about not finding work.

    Lindsay Lohan continues to get work and she has the work ethic of a doughnut. 

  8. Falcon Punch 12/05/2007 09:30

    I'm all for stars suing these retarded worthless tabloids into the ground, but by the same token I must roll my eyes at her belief that fans and employers will feel 'mislead' if she had surgery.

     When did the 'Hollywood au natural' movement start, for fuck's sake?

  9. trexusmaximus 12/05/2007 09:31

    I'd buy that for a dollar!!!

  10. Brian06 12/05/2007 09:31

    it's a koala bear! 

    WRONG - BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH MARSUPIALS

  11. Falcon Punch 12/05/2007 09:31

    p.s. Scarlett's old nose didn't need surgery, it needed a FALCON PUNCH.

  12. pepper 12/05/2007 09:34

      Wow!

    Has miss Piggy changed.

     

  13. tangocash00001 12/05/2007 09:38

    wow these 2 girls look similar. are they related?

  14. Bella 12/05/2007 09:39

    I don´t think she necessarily had a nose job. Teenagers often have awkard potato nose that they outgrow, I know I did.

  15. Dirty Hairy 12/05/2007 09:42

    PS I just found out I can't wank to a picture of WITHOUT a girl holding a teddy bear - true story!

    FIXED! 

  16. EdgardoElegante 12/05/2007 09:45

    yes, but does she suck cock?

    I think that's the more pressing question. 

  17. Ketchtwenty2 12/05/2007 09:45

    14th YAh

  18. tangocash00001 12/05/2007 09:46

    this is a before and after pic:

     

    before fucking half of the movie industry

    after fucking half of the movie industry

  19. bryce 12/05/2007 09:50

    Regardless of the nose, it's those tittays that will need some work soon. Without enhancement those sweater cows will be hanging low in a year or two…

  20. RonDogg 12/05/2007 09:50

    Koala Bear pic is going in the Spank Bank..

     

     

    Bitch had some shit fixed. Big deal, stop crying and trying to sue.

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