12.26.2007 THIS GUY IS NOT THE FATHER

Star magazine says today that Casey Aldridge is NOT the father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby, despite her claims, and in fact the real father is a producer on her show "Zoey 101".  The producer/real dad is described as "much older" and he cannot come forward because it would be admitting to statutory rape and he would almost certainly face jail time.  Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.
“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.
The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show.

All of this fits in nicely with reports that Spears is further along then she claims and the rumor from October that an older producer got the teen star of his show pregnant.  It also fits with the image that, at some point, the father of a Spears baby would end up in jail.  It's just destiny.  I also expect the phrase "I'm in love with a negro" to be blurted out one thanksgiving.

(106) Comments

  1. Dirty Hairy 12/26/2007 15:47

    CUNT!

  2. Slack Jawed 12/26/2007 15:48

    second!

  3. marshmachine 12/26/2007 15:48

    SECOND!

  4. marshmachine 12/26/2007 15:48

    BASTARD!

  5. Dirty Hairy 12/26/2007 15:49

    I knew needledick in the banner pic didn't even know how to use his dick. What a fag.

  6. JewishSurfer 12/26/2007 15:50

    Every time I'm amazed as to how fucked up the Spears family is, they go on and show me another level. God bless them.

  7. Shireen 12/26/2007 15:53

    please please let there be a Jamie-Lynn paternity special on Maury. Please please please.

     

  8. Her Royal Highness 12/26/2007 15:53

    Please don't make fun of this poor fellow. It's bad enough that one as young as he is would have cataracts and have to wear those silly glasses. We feel for you, young Casey!

  9. Slack Jawed 12/26/2007 15:54

    Her father is most likely the father, i reckon

  10. pepper 12/26/2007 15:55

    NICE!!!!!

     Is it Roman Polanski? 

  11. Crabbus 12/26/2007 15:55

    WHAT THE GODDAMN CHRISTFUCK, IF HE'S NOT THE FATHER THAT MEANS NOTHING BUT A RAREFIED ASS-SHIT WILL ERUPT FROM JAMIE'S TITTER

  12. Shireen 12/26/2007 15:56

    oh and imdb.com says that one of the producers of the show is Jamie-Lynn's brother Bryan Spears.

     

    come on. would you put it past her?

  13. HandBanana 12/26/2007 16:02

    Oh, the good news that erupts during the holiday season.  SAVE JAMIE-LYNN!  If this is true, and Lynn Spears DOESN'T raise hell about it, that book she's writing will be AWESOME. 

  14. Dr Drew 12/26/2007 16:04

    awesome! that family just fucking rocks and can't get any more screwed up, i hope i hook up with a hot legal POA when i'm older, some chick whose 20 or 19 would do just fine

  15. The Rawness 12/26/2007 16:04

    Geez, the Hoey 101 story just gets better and better!        

  16. Slack Jawed 12/26/2007 16:06

    I'd hit it (when she turns 18, of course)

  17. Slack Jawed 12/26/2007 16:11

    Id hit it twice for good measure

  18. Ass Tagger 12/26/2007 16:12

    Wow, Jamie just jumped 75 points on the Whore-O-Meter.  Letting some old geezer penetrate her… ah, I'm so proud of this little girl.

  19. Morgan02 12/26/2007 16:13

    That's exactly why you become a producer, come on. A nice-looking 16 year-old? Yes. Of course only after carefully examining the regulatory environment where it would happen.

    I guarantee one thing– he loved it, he doesn't regret it, she knew what she was doing, and he flew too close to the sun when he convinced her bareback was the way to go and didn't realize he had zero control.

  20. TengoWood 12/26/2007 16:13

    Yes, he's a motherfucking producer, alright.

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