Katherine Heigl is on the cover of this months Vanity Fair. How do I know? Don't be frightened my friends, I'm not a powerful psychic using my talents for evil, I just used my keen powers of observation. It's easy to miss, but if you look at these pictures carefully, you'll notice Katherine walking around with a copy of Vanity Fair at a ninety degree angle, just beneath eye level. She went on like that for about a quarter mile. I'm surprised shes not wearing an evening gown and waving a bejeweled scepter.
(picture source = pacific coast news)
Ummm, first!
not FIST
I can't stand this liberal cunt.
that photographer must be in love with those extreme closeups
I'm so torn when it comes to this chick. On the one hand, I want very badly to have all kinds of filthy degrading sex with her. On the other, she would never in a million years even remotely consider having sex with me. So you see my dilemma.
I can't blame her. I remember that when I was on the cover of Tennessee's sex offender registry I walked around holding it at a 90 degree angle just below eye level. In retrospect, not my wisest move, but hey, any publicity is good publicity, right?
Photo six shows her skin/complexion really well.
If she is an A in this category, LindsayLohan is a D.
And as we all know, it's always best when we categorize women.
wow… a lot of disappointment
I'm starting to really hate this bitch. She's fine as long as she sits there and keeps her mouth shut.
You can see the cover of Abbey Road in her shades in pic 4.
She was her hottest in My Father The Hero, or whatever it's called.
I'd still fuck her crazy, and spell my name on her ass with my man-gillette.
That would be the one where she was pretending to fuck her father in order to make friends, right DB? Yeah, definitely her finest hour.
i judge women by the normally accepted standards:
1) ability to give me a boner - her score: .5
2) slutiness- her score: green
3) amount of sperm she can swallow while doing my laundry- her score: both A and D
I can actually respect her in these pics. Even though her sunglasses are flirting with the "big sunglasses disaster", they still manage to look decent. At least she aint wearing solar panels over her face.
your ability to interperet my test results: False
Keyser, that'd be it! I would IMDB it, but she aint worth the effort. But she is still really hot, if you ask me. However, there is something very very generic about her….I can't figure it out.
That's not a 90 degree angle, Pythagoras. A 90 degree angle would be sideways.
(/nitpick)
90 degrees of Kevin bacon…….think about it
She also proves that she's an uptight snatch in the interview she does in it.
See: http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=734