Model Alexandra Paressant has been claiming recently that she had an affair with Tony Parker, who married Eva Longoria in July, and now she has shown the press several private text messages from Parker as proof. Longoria's rep vehemently denied the allegations and tells Us magazine that their marriage is fantastic, but X17 Online says:
X17online also has “samples of what she says are text messages with Tony exchanged at the end of September, just after the two slept together, Alex claims, at the Park Hyatt (where Eva and Tony and their wedding party stayed!).”
He said that Eva sexually speaking does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne”.
Wait, did that just say Eva thinks sperm causes acne. Well that's a damn lie. My sperm actually cures acne. It also relieves headaches, stress, cavities, astigmatism, vertigo, hunger, fear of flying, traffic at the mall, rainy days and death. One girl could even fly afterwards. Swear to God, man!
first!
Sperm actually does help acne..
hes an assmuncher anyways
Ummm….the only way Tony is guilty is if he DIDN'T bang that model chick….she's a thousand times hotter than the hobit troll he's married to.
Thank you Alex for ruining all my fantasies about Eva. Damn you!
lol @ the sperm one too… he truly is a fucking retard if he lets her get away with that excuse for not swallowing.
I don't know about sperm and acne, but I do know this:
My junk cures cramps… and let's just face it. Ask any lady if she'd rather have a little acne or unbearable cramps. Those in the know will choose a little acne and and my junk.
9 out of 10 of my patients agree. My junk: Lady tested, lady approved.
Jesus Brend*n
It took you all day to post this?
Never mind, This woman is HOT!
WHOA TONY SHITTER TRADED IN ONE FUCKFACED SHALLOW ASSBITCH FOR ANOTHER, TWIST MY COCKTITTIES IN A KNOT PLEASE
Purebreds like ourselves don;t need to worry about acne. Acne is such a common affliction.
Do we have a tech here who could look into Crabbus' caps lock problem? Thanks.
All DAY, pepper? I heard about it yesterday…and I was still giggling to myself about the semen and acne thing when I read it here.
Eva Longoria is over-rated.
Tony Parker is over-rated.
They make sense.
This chick is actually pretty decent…so its too incongruent to work.
He should go after some else equally over-rated like one of the simpsons she-men, or Everybody Loves Raymond.
If this is true, then it's actually kind of sad. Why did those two morons waste the time and money getting married?
And didn't Eva hook up with Slater from "Saved By The Bell" while she and Parker were going out? Gross.
Everyone has totally ignored the part about the mirrors, and do I really have to connect the dots here? Tony needs to run some errands pronto - pick up his wooden stakes, silver bullets and garlic necklace, for starters.
She is among the undead, which explains a lot. Those vapid looks she has in her closeups on tv, for instance….
that's why i always spraypaint the face…because i care about women's complexions!
She gave me a chub this morning.
I feel like Al Bondy, all giddy…
this whore is better than Longoria there are a ton of mexican whores around my area that look better than Longoria, Tony Parker is an idiot and i hope this affects his play on the court cuz i really hate The Spurs
Go Pussy!
coffeeman
Film Drunk?
OH WHY?
Not you?
I actually got a chick in high school to blow me cuz I told her that I had a sperm retention headache.
What? that was like 2 hours ago dude. Don't worry pepper - this vampire post has got my full attention now. I hope it does yours too - only the vigilant will survive the attacks of the undead….