Rich Prosecco, the canned German wine Paris Hilton endorses, has come out with another ad, although this looks more like an ad for the color red than it does for wine. God knows why they're paying her for pictures because these picture look nothing like her. They might as well just write the words "Paris Hilton" on a piece of paper and show you that.
First fuckkerrs
whos your daddy
paris is hot
you wankers that crack on her must be all about cock
I like the way she sits.
What is this supposed to be? It looks like a half-dressed flat-chested washed-up whore with a lazy eye, a penchant for grandstanding and a reputation for doing drugs and smoking the pole sitting in a red chair to me.
precisely fatass
speaking of hot, Captain, your dick will be on fire after porking that herp.
but the bitch has money
i could buy a new one with that kind of loot
on looking on e bay now
Impressive collection of empties to her left.
How the fuck can I smell tuna skank from my monitor????
I've read that is the closest she can get her legs together. HA! BURN!
I'm impressed the photographer got such a clear shot, what with the soup-like miasma of funk wafting out from between her legs and all.
Oh, Milfy, I love it when you talk dirty!
Suggested tag line: "Rich Prosecco Wine in a Can: Because You're Too Classy to Drink Your Wine from a Cardboard Box"
Wine in a box is fucking great! I stick one of those twisty straws from KMart in it and drink it like a gigantic Capri Sun!
looks like shes warming up to take that crown up her vajjeen where it will lie in wait for the next man who should take the chance ate eating that rotten smelling shrimp boat. If he can get through all the crusts he then becomes king of the poota!
I'm not sure I understand why the hell these idiots are paying Paris Hilton to promote the product when they could easily hire a younger, hotter, sluttier (okay, well maybe not sluttier) Eastern European blonde for significantly less - are they trying to tell us it's full of penicillin, or something?
Thick ankles + plastic complextion + billion dollar inheritance = anal
That picture is so airbrushed they erased her bellybutton and replaced it with a spackled in pussy.
Wow, this is a first. My dick shrank away from battle. Paris and Winehouse should link up, hold hands, and contirbute to society by jumping in front of the train.