12.18.2007 WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?

Rich Prosecco, the canned German wine Paris Hilton endorses, has come out with another ad, although this looks more like an ad for the color red than it does for wine.  God knows why they're paying her for pictures because these picture look nothing like her.  They might as well just write the words "Paris Hilton" on a piece of paper and show you that. 

(36) Comments

  1. Captain Howdy 12/18/2007 17:12

    First fuckkerrs

  2. Captain Howdy 12/18/2007 17:12

    whos your daddy

    paris is hot

    you wankers that crack on her must be all about cock

  3. yohnskull22 12/18/2007 17:13

    I like the way she sits.

  4. MG Admirer 12/18/2007 17:13

    What is this supposed to be? It looks like a half-dressed flat-chested washed-up whore with a lazy eye, a penchant for grandstanding and a reputation for doing drugs and smoking the pole sitting in a red chair to me.

  5. Captain Howdy 12/18/2007 17:15

    precisely fatass

  6. The Ghost of Deano 12/18/2007 17:15

    speaking of hot, Captain, your dick will be on fire after porking that herp.

  7. Captain Howdy 12/18/2007 17:15

    but the bitch has    money

  8. Captain Howdy 12/18/2007 17:16

    i could buy a new one with that kind of loot

    on looking on e bay now

  9. Keyser S 12/18/2007 17:16

    Impressive collection of empties to her left.

  10. Dirty Hairy 12/18/2007 17:17

    How the fuck can I smell tuna skank from my monitor????

  11. Dirty Hairy 12/18/2007 17:19

    I've read that is the closest she can get her legs together. HA! BURN!

  12. Doctress Leisa 12/18/2007 17:25

    I'm impressed the photographer got such a clear shot, what with the soup-like miasma of funk wafting out from between her legs and all.

  13. Dirty Hairy 12/18/2007 17:27

    Oh, Milfy, I love it when you talk dirty!

  14. Stinky Pete 12/18/2007 17:32

    Suggested tag line:  "Rich Prosecco Wine in a Can:  Because You're Too Classy to Drink Your Wine from a Cardboard Box"

  15. Dirty Hairy 12/18/2007 17:38

    Wine in a box is fucking great! I stick one of those twisty straws from KMart in it and drink it like a gigantic Capri Sun!

  16. thebigevil 12/18/2007 17:51

    looks like shes warming up to take that crown up her vajjeen where it will lie in wait for the next man who should take the chance ate eating that rotten smelling shrimp boat.  If he can get through all the crusts he then becomes king of the poota!

  17. Zack 12/18/2007 18:03

    I'm not sure I understand why the hell these idiots are paying Paris Hilton to promote the product when they could easily hire a younger, hotter, sluttier (okay, well maybe not sluttier) Eastern European blonde for significantly less - are they trying to tell us it's full of penicillin, or something?

  18. Joe Blow 12/18/2007 18:15

    Thick ankles + plastic complextion + billion dollar inheritance = anal

  19. Diremutt 12/18/2007 18:16

    That picture is so airbrushed they erased her bellybutton and replaced it with a spackled in pussy.

  20. Jajasezfu 12/18/2007 18:39

    Wow, this is a first. My dick shrank away from battle. Paris and Winehouse should link up, hold hands, and contirbute to society by jumping in front of the train.

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