What is clear is that Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton were getting very friendly this weekend at the nightclub Pure in Caesars Palace in Vegas. Whats not clear is who stepped up to who first and what, if anything, they did after that. The Sun UK says
Finally, he plucked up courage and went over, gave her a kiss and then whispered something in her ear. The pair immediately began laughing together.
An onlooker said: “It looked as though they were getting quite friendly.”
This is in stark contrast to what Page Six says about the exact same event.
Seems like Kevin Federline has had enough drama for one year. The divorced dad-of-four dissed Paris Hilton during a December 30 party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas. The celebutante, who was hosting the pre-New Year’s Eve celebration, shimmied up to Kevin in a sequined dress and made her move — only to be rejected by the newly single stay-at-home playboy.
“Paris whispered some pretty sweet and enticing words in Kevin's ear,” a Federline family insider told PageSix.com. “She basically asked him where he was staying and if he wanted to visit her in her own suite.” According to the source, Kevin passed, but he said, “It will not be so easy to deny her next time.”
I'm inclined to believe Page Six because it's American and America is so fucking bad ass. The Brits are cool but they add U to words for absolutely no reason and they eat food in disgusting combinations, so it makes me think they're up to something. But realistically, I'm sure Paris fucked KFed because what the hell else are they gonna do? She's a whore and he's an idiot. What did you think they were gonna do, read the Velveteen Rabbit to orphans.
makes sense to me - she would make a great mum (and role model) for Fatty's kids
Oh, and FIST !!!
fuck… those kids would be learning spanish faster than you can say enchilada grande
(Ominous background music indicating a sudden and shocking realization… *DUNH DUNH DUNH*!)
Now that Paris is out of her Grandfather's will, maybe she's after what used to be Britney's money once the judge gives it all to K-Fed.
Oh, he felt her velvetten rabbit alright!
C'mon now TW, we've all seen the pics and the vids. There is no velveteen on that wabbit.
Paris:
"Hey Kevin! How are you? So you finally lost 158 lbs by cutting Britney loose? Nice!
So you look good. How about coming up to my hotel room and cutting loose and maybe rubbing that haircut all over my snatch? "
Kevin: "Paris! Looking good! Hey, I can't. I have to go and bang your mom and then throw your sister a sandwich. Next time, OK?"
It's a new year and Kevin has a new haircut. Maybe she does too?
Killer Mohawk on KFed… That guy couldn't be a bigger douche if he changed his name to Summer's Eve. And yet he's still a more fit parent than Britney or Jamie Lynn Spears.
Maybe KFed and JLS' 41 year-old baby daddy can open up a daycare center… Paris can perform for $ at the ribbon-cutting ceremony, the angel Gabriel can blow his horn, and we can get this whole "end of the world" show on the road!
from a purely mercenary standpoint, i am pretty sure this is trading up.
Besides, if the old man leaves her nothing and then K-Fed gets what she makes on her own, then wouldn't her personal wealth finally be on a par with her talent and class.
Paris' banana titties look pretty good wrapped in foil, right?
Twelve
Their kids are gonna be bless for this World.
….waiting for the sex tape…..
She basically asked him where he was staying and if he wanted to visit her in her own suite.”
unfortunatley the ticket machine was empty outside her room and the line up too long, so he went home and jerked off to old pics of brit.
The Master will not be happy about this!
Everyone in a 10 foot radius had to be innoculated for crabs.
Is it possibly to buy human skin??? I need a piece about 6' long by about 2' wide for a project I am doing.
I think my head is about to explode
WWJD —> We Want Jack Daniels.