YOULL JUST HAVE TO WAIT

Shockingly, People magazine says that Lynne Spears's book about raising her daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold.  Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either.

"The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled," says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.It had been scheduled for a spring 2008 release and was put on hold last week, says the rep. On Tuesday, news hit that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant with her boyfriend's child.Publishers' Weekly described the book as "Lynne Spears's personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

As a high powered media insider, I was able to get a sneak peak at the unedited version of her tome:Chapter 7:Today I took the girls to the zoo.  They had bears and snakes and alligators.  At the concession stand, I got a popsicle striped like a tiger!  I bet the girls would like that.  If I see them later, I'll have to recommend it.  Oh well, it's getting late, I better head home.  Traffic will be bad, but I like to use that alone time to gather my thoughts and plan dinner for my OH CRAP THE KIDS!