Us magazine says that Britney Spears is at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and is being held as a "special needs" patient, meaning…
"they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don't hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don't pass anything to them."
Well Britney Spears is an idiot so any suicide attempt should be pretty easy to stop. She probably tried holding her breath or something she saw on Road Runner. It's amazing she's not covered in piranhas in this picture or the cops didn’t catch her standing on a big red X under a safe on a rope.
I have special needs, too.
Again, she needs a life coach.
Paging Dr. Kevorkian…
help
Apparently you can't kill yourself with Astroglide and Ho's Ho's. Who knew!
Hey Brend8n, how's Jessica Biel doing, or possibly SOMEONE THE FUCK ELSE!!!????
Who's feeling stupid for not taking her in Death Pool 08 now?
Wonder if she reads this site.
SK Mod, You mean "I wonder if someone reads this site's comments to her", no?
Aparently they were alerted to the attempt by the big ACME delivery truck.
Well, she's definitely not as happy in these pictures.
I'll bet my whole life savings against anyone who thinks she's dying, gonna get murdered or kill herself this year.
Shake, tell me about it!
someoneluvsu -
Mecca lecca High Mecca hiney ho.
hey is that Don Ho with her in the ambulance?
Wow, I've only been back a day… I'm already sick of this. I'm thinkin DB should start his own blog WITHOUT this waste of oxygen. How's bout, big D?
The worst part of this is that the whole fuckin state doesn't give a shit about her innocent defenseless kids. It's clear to anyone with a brain that this bitch is nuts and not fit to raise children. But hey, she's got money. It's probably too late for her oldest anyways.
Post about her again when she's dead. Until then, NO MORE ABOUT THIS HILLBILLY SKANK. Her sister's story is far funnier, and promises to get worse.
Yohn:
Wish, Did someone say wish?
but she has so much to live for
seriously, this broad had "Special needs patient" stamped on her forehead from the minute the cops had to call the ambulance to pull her out of her house. it wouldn't have mattered what the fuck she did or try to do. but i seriously doubt she tried to off herself. most people are not suicidal while rolling on E.
Is this even funny anymore?
Answer: Yes…..yes it is.