Just one day after it was revealed that Adnan Ghalib had already sold intimate pictures he took of Britney Spars soon after he became her best friend in the world two weeks ago, the Insider is reporting that Britney has driven off to vacation in Mexico with him.
Check out the latest footage of BRITNEY SPEARS and her new paparazzi pal ADNAN GHALIB! Despite rumors that the pop singer flew to New York, "The Insider" has learned that she drove down to Rosarito Beach, Mexico, Wednesday with Adnan. The two were seen there shopping late yesterday and cruising around in Britney's black Cadillac Escalade.
Just once it would be awesome if there was a famous celebrity who wasn't a complete and total retard. Britney could wake up in a circle of candles and blood and you could talk your way out of it if you said something about a healing aura and then swung a stuffed bear around on some fishing line. She would absolutely believe that you were magic. Maybe even god.
fist this bitch
fucker looks like a tewworist. Call Jack Bauer, Stat!
Weee!!!
Maybe she bought the pictures from him and then gave him a second chance. She's dumb enough.
"Cadillac grills Cadillac bills Check out the oil My cadillac spills Matter of fact Candy paint Cadillac kills So check out the hoes my cadillac fills.."
"Beeep!!! Beeep!!! get outta tha way, y'all little mexicaaan's!"
Let's throw out some numbers. How many guys do you think Britney has banged in the last year?
I'm going with 20.
He must need better quality photos.
He probably told her that he wouldn't sell the pics if she let him give her a dirty sanchez while eating a churro and some chiclets during a donkey show. Only one place to go for that. Other than El Mucho Taco on 5th St. after the bars close here in Lincoln. At least that's what I heard.
I hope she pisses of La Policia and doesn't have any "dollares" to pay her way out. Nothing like Mexican prison to take the edge off a meth buzz.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this Adnan Ghalib guy takes Britney with him when he decides to fly a plane into a building.
@ Krusty:
Or the money shot came out all blurred and shit…maybe some bacon wrapped doughnut residue on his lens or sumfin'.
But the money shot coming out all blurred and shit would fall under the umbrella of needing better quality photos then, wouldn't it. So, never mind. That was my fucktard post for the day.
yelraf: the money shot WAS a bacon-wrapped doughnut right where the kitty should be!
Let's throw out some numbers. How many guys do you think Britney has banged in the last
year?weekI'm going with 20.
FIXED
Build the fucking border wall, FAST!
Is it cold there? I only ask cause he's wearing a sweater. No other reason.
OLE!!
She's gonna need TP for her bunghole.
HOLY FUCK!!! I always thought those things were a joke, but…apparently they go well with scrapple.
http://blogs.menupages.com/philadelphia/2007/08/mmm_baconwrapped_donut.html
Maybe she OK'ed the secret photos to be released and he was her good Middle Eastern go-between? After all, she am S-M-R-T!
I'd go higher. More like 1 every two weeks. that seems to be the right timeframe.
I guess she has a biweekly pay schedule for her 'staff'.
Wow, and when I say wow, i mean "who gives a shit?"