01.11.2008 BRITNEY HAS ONE LAST CHANCE

TMZ says that Britney Spears must face a judge Monday and will be forced to defend her actions over the past few months, specifically last Thursday night, or else it will end any chance she has of regaining custody of her two young boys.

Monday's custody hearing could be one of the most important days in Britney Spears' life  Brit needs to face the judge to explain herself if she's got any hope of getting her kids back. Our sources tell us if she doesn't show, or is uncooperative, it could be curtains for her custody case.
What's more, Commissioner Scott Gordon will hear firsthand eyewitness accounts of last Thursday's breakdown from LAPD, firefighters and paramedics who were on scene. We're told they're not going to paint a pretty picture.
Also, we've learned the L.A County Sheriff's Department isn't taking any chances — they're ready for anything. If Brit Brit loses it in court, they'll be there to "handle" the situation.

I don't know what 1920s villain is writing TMZ these days, but I assume, "it will be curtains for her custody case" means she won't ever get back custody.  There's no way that's legal, but if it is, they should do it, then they should tip Britney upside down and fill her vagina with cement so she can't ever pollute the world with her hillbilly kids again.

(74) Comments

  1. Dirty Hairy 01/11/2008 15:56

    cunt

  2. FullHouse 01/11/2008 15:56

    I want cameras to see this trainwreck llive.

  3. HoneySuckle 01/11/2008 15:57

    Why do both of her kids have that Downs Sydromey kind of look to their eyes?

  4. Dirty Hairy 01/11/2008 15:57

    Honey-one of them is Britney in that pic (j/k!!!)

  5. HoneySuckle 01/11/2008 15:58

    I hear the older boy is alrady signed to play Corky in the Broadway rendition of Life Goes On.

  6. Mongro Jackson 01/11/2008 15:58

    Yeah, a permanent custody order… sure.

  7. MasterShake 01/11/2008 15:58

    Also, we've learned the L.A County Sheriff's Department isn't taking any chances — they're ready for anything. If Brit Brit loses it in court, they'll be there to "handle" the situation.

     

    Oh good.  They're going to stand-by and let her off herself.

    HOORAY!!!!!! 

  8. Ass Tagger 01/11/2008 16:00

    It's curtains, seeeee?  Curtains!  Curtains I tell ya.

    Well, what do you expect from this article.  They even have a Commissioner Gordon.  Wasn't he the guy in Batman? 

  9. the nicest kid in town 01/11/2008 16:01

    "1920's villain" that's the best line you've had since 2008!

  10. Diremutt 01/11/2008 16:02

    Don't taaaaazzzz me brooooo!!!!

  11. tajmccall 01/11/2008 16:04

    Those babies are uglier than her choices.

  12. Eleanor-Rigby 01/11/2008 16:04

    she won't show

  13. yohnskull22 01/11/2008 16:06

    "Quick, to the Bat cave!"

  14. Dirty Hairy 01/11/2008 16:07

    I wonder how much cement it would take to fill up her vag? 2…3 tonnes?

  15. yohnskull22 01/11/2008 16:07

    Her t shirt says ABS which has in small print underneath

    Ahm  Britney  Spears!

  16. mobywan 01/11/2008 16:08

    so i'm gonna have to be the one to say it huh? no one else is gonna say it?

    fine…she looks hot in this pic

     

    there i said it

     

  17. be 01/11/2008 16:12

    ok whats up with the potshot at britney's kids?  I mean fuck anyonecan make fun of a child, even a blogger…..

     

    they cant help it….. 

  18. robvas 01/11/2008 16:15

    mobywan:

     I would drink her milk

  19. mobywan 01/11/2008 16:18

    ROBVAS! SERIOUSLY…seriously….i like that she's f'd up white trash with slut tendencies…i find that stuff HOT! 

  20. Stinky Pete 01/11/2008 16:22

    MasterShake:  Oh good.  They're going to stand-by and let her off herself.

    I'm hoping it looks something like this, except with tits:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvW4qL4FQLM 

    Also, I have $20 says she misses this court date.  Any takers? 

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