01.17.2008 BRITNEY IS TRULY CRAZY

You have to watch this entire stupid video to see it, but the British accent is back in full swing. "Where's my cahhh". Normally British people sound real smart, but Britney has launched a full scale war on that theory. She doesn't even know how to do it.  She just drags her R's. It sounds like Boston. Now that's a sexy accent.  "I'm wicked hahnee". Rawr, I'm gettin all hot!

(seriously don't watch this whole thing. just let it load with the sound down until about 1:50. that's when she starts. before that is nothing but incoherent screaming.)



(75) Comments

  1. SterilizethaSpearses 01/17/2008 12:51

    Appropriately FIST!She's NUCKIN FUTS

  2. SterilizethaSpearses 01/17/2008 12:52

    And why the fuck is she shopping at DSW?

  3. TengoWood 01/17/2008 12:52

    Pissah!

  4. DB's Treasure 01/17/2008 12:53

    Again, like a dumbass, I watch a video of this wasted lump of flesh cause it's on this site.

    1 minute and 50 seconds into the video isn't anything. More screaming.

    At this point I am 99.9% sure Brend8n would pay to have sex with Britney. 

  5. Raine Driver 01/17/2008 12:53

    I hope you choke, Sterile. 

     

    That is not a British accent. That, my friend, is a retard-who-just-bit-their-own-tongue accent. Appropriately so.  

  6. Stinky Pete 01/17/2008 12:53

    Fuck this cunt.  The only video I'll watch is of her Mercedes plunging off the Pacific Coast Highway into a ravine and bursting into flames.  Wake me up when that one hits YouTube.

  7. SterilizethaSpearses 01/17/2008 12:55

    Aw, c'mon Raine. It's my first fist. Let's not be bitter

  8. Dr. Gonzo 01/17/2008 12:57

    tick tick tick tick tick tick tick…

  9. TengoWood 01/17/2008 12:57

    There's like 50 foreigners snapping away. It's like a gaggle of Jap tourists in NYC.

    If there's any justice, that fucking Cloverfield monster would snatch her up and just toss her down the gullet like a chimichanga. Now that is a movie I would pay for.

  10. Doctress Leisa 01/17/2008 12:58

    I wonder how it feels to know that every one of those hundreds of 'razi are there for the sole purpose of catching her in full nuclear meltdown.

    I'll bet to Britney, it feels like love. And a tummy full of semen and pork rinds. Mmmmm, delicious pork rinds. 

  11. TengoWood 01/17/2008 12:58

    DB, on the money there.

    Arnie avi?

  12. yohnskull22 01/17/2008 12:59

    She bought him new hair and looks like new clothes.  His plan is working.  I think I noticed that he was doing much complaining to his former brethren.  That's smartish.

  13. TengoWood 01/17/2008 12:59

    She has enough money for a compound. Why the fuck is she going out? 

    That's what her 'people' are for. She is fully aware of the circus that will follow her. She is an attention hog in every sense of the word, especially the hog part…

  14. TengoWood 01/17/2008 13:01

    Not that I really know the difference, is that Lufti or Adnan?

  15. DB's Treasure 01/17/2008 13:01

    Ya see, there isn't a damn prayer that anyone could hear that whole video for the first time and make out 1) what she's saying, or 2) how she's saying it. So that means Brend8n sat at his computer, watched and listened carefully over and over again like I did when I was 11 yrs old watching scrambled porn.

     

    We get it, pal. She needs professional help.

    And by professional I mean a roided up DH  swinging his bat at her head like it was a hanging curve.

  16. djtechsys 01/17/2008 13:01

    sooooo… lemme get this straight:

    two weeks ago, this boyfriend of her's looks like a total street bag.

    then, in THIS video, he looks like a true Hollywood douchebag, perfect little feuxhawk, stripey button-down shirt, and (of course) the douchey-est sunglasses for night-wear.

     

    i hope he's enjoying the free-ride while it lasts.

  17. MaZ 01/17/2008 13:02

    What a crock of shit…….

  18. JacksRagingColon 01/17/2008 13:02

    Who's the Paki leading this drugged up elephant through the parking lot?

  19. yohnskull22 01/17/2008 13:04

    DJ  - we think alike.

  20. Dirty Hairy 01/17/2008 13:04

    Will you settle for "slightly pudgy" DH "smashing psychotically with his favorite hammer, 'Grond'"?

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