Britney Spears did arrive at the courthouse yesterday, presumably to attend her child custody hearing, but instead she drove around the parking garage for a little while, then left and went home. Driving around is fun! Weeee! TMZ says:
…when Britney first arrived at the courthouse and went into an underground tunnel, she was met by two of her lawyers — Anne Kiley and Tara Scott. We're told they actually got into the Escalade to speak with her. That's when Brit said she just didn't want to testify.
That would also explain why she didn't go inside the courthouse from the tunnel. Once she drove away, she came back — and at one point got out of the SUV — but then got back in and drove off.
The day ended with Kevin Federline retaining sole custody of their two children for at least another month. Britney may not visit or have contact with her kids for any reason. People.com says:
Kevin Federline, who testified at the session, maintains sole legal and physical custody of their two sons Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, "indefinitely," a court spokesman says.
In a bizarre and chaotic scene outside the courthouse, Spears arrived for the afternoon session of the proceedings – but abruptly left the courthouse after paparazzi surrounded her.
"I'm scared. I want to get in the car. I'm going in the car," she said after stepping out of the car as photographers crowded around her.
When asked for a comment, a man outside the courthouse wearing a dollhouse for a hat said, "If you look closely, you'll notice this seemingly ordinary hat is actually a dollhouse". The gathered reporters and media all said, "well look at that, it IS a dollhouse". Then they applauded while the man said, "thank you, thank you very much". And then everyone agreed he should get the kids, because although maybe not a better choice than KFed or Britney, he can't be any worse. And then there's nifty hat.
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That asshole stole my hat!
what.
so who wants to know about the second time i pissed myself?
Can't Britney's new terrorist boyfriend blow up the Escalade outside the courthouse and take out her and all the paparazzi as well?
Can I get an ex-wife like this? It's amazing, KFed is going to be set for life and he got to do Brit Brit when she was hot.
Nice fucking hat. LOSER!!!
Thank God the mikes cover up that shirt. From what little of it you can see, it's frightening.
I'm laying 3-1 odds that Britney will be blowing that guy in the dollhouse hat within the next three weeks if she's still alive.
That guy is way late. Britney was into hats last year.
Now she's into Arabic paparazzi.
Or should I say, they are into her.
Zing!
Guy in dollhouse hat:
Desperate cry for attention from Republican presidential candidate Rudy Guiliani .
Ladies and gentlemen: We are floating in space!
Banner caption:
"You should see the living room!"
Or:
"NO! You can't use the decorative soaps in the powder room!"
Lynn Spears upcoming book on parenting:
CHAPTER 7: KNOW WHEN TO BACK AWAY AND GIVE YOUR KIDS TIME ON THEIR OWN
Guy in dollhouse hat:
"Why are you reporters all bothering me? I'm not the story! I just want to be left alone! I didn't ask for all of this attention, you're invading my privacy!"
Do you know who wins in a fight between Dollhouse Hat Guy and a homeless guy jacked on PCP with a rusty machete?
We all do.
If you look at the second floor, look inside the bathroom, you can see Pee Wee Herman playing with himself….
Kate Moss would be right at home in that man's hat.
Unbiased Traveler Review:
The rooms are smaller than a dorm room, with a window unit that only worked half of the time. Some of the lights worked and some did not. The bathroom was fairly clean, aside from the roaches. We were not given or offered clean towels even after asking several times. The TV only had three working channels, two of them were so fuzzy you could barely see what you were watching, and the third channel was porn.
I will never stay here again and will spread the word about my bad experience.
hard to believe this guy is missing teeth… mind boggling in fact