OK! magazine has what might be the definitive Britney Spears story of all time. I dare anyone to top this.
Just before midnight on Jan. 19, Britney Spears popped open several bottles of champagne inside her Beverly Hills mansion and invited six members of the paparazzi into her home for a party.
The stunned photographers were asked to leave their cameras outside, but otherwise to enjoy themselves. And enjoy themselves they did! The group, accompanied by Brit's friend Sam Lutfi, drank, smoked, ate leftovers from the fridge and laughed for about two hours.
Then, just as suddenly as it had begun, the party came to a screeching halt. "Britney went into her bedroom and came out in a different pair of jeans and her pink wig," one of the photogs tells OK!. "Her eyes went wide and she was yelling, 'How the f**k did you get in here? Get the f**k out! Sam, get them out! Why are they eating my food? Get them out!'"
Britney's complete 180-degree turn was shocking. "One person walked into that bedroom, someone else walked out," one of the photographers tells OK!. "It was scary."
Hopefully some of her other personalities will be more entertaining, like maybe a Vietnamese prostitute or something. Because all Britney will know is the stereotype, which means it will just be her pulling her eyes back and saying "hey soldier boy, you want good time? Me sucky sucky!"
I love her tits still!
CUNT
If I had a goat that looked like that….. yeah….. I'd zoo it fer sure.
br&ndon….seriously, dude.
why do you think i took a long hiatus from this place?
we ran out of snide comments about this bitch 9 months ago. we've been reduced to small quips like, "CUNT"instead of moderately funny and intelligent comments in regards to this bitch.
HER PUSSY SMELLS LIKE VAMPIRE PISS.
moving on.
the definitive britney spears story of all time:
Britney Spears Found Dead, Choked on a Barbecued Rib, In Pool of Own Vomit
So, once of her personalities is the chick from Lazytown?
"Britney Spears popped open several bottles of champagne" -with her vagina……..
The Paps were chanting "Pingpong ball! Pingpong ball!"
When Britney came to here senses.
I'd still rail her… with heath ledger's cackenballs.
She'd be all like, "what, i'm not sexy, why aren't you getting hard?"
I'd be like, "the rigamortus came and went you dumb cunt, but at least I smell better than you do."
How the hell do you know what vampire piss smells like? I mean, come on. Those paprazzis should be glad they were even invited in and then to witness her mind melt. I'm tellin ya'll, its meth. Meth made me do all sorts of crazy shit. Like one time I got so fucked up and had no sleep I started to think the planet was warming and there was nothing we could do but blame man, so I made a movie about it. Goddamn tweakers…
That bitch is CLASSY
The Paps prolly didn't enjoy it that much. They prefer it when people spit on them and try and run them over. Try it…
I'm looking forward to the next personality change:
Thai Prostitute, poor Sam/Adnan each get their own teet
Who would be the fatter Vietnamese hooker, Brit or Cartman?
wouldn't it be something to be pumping her from behind and she transformed……..just grab a tit and hold on for the ride.
id rather it be cartman.
she looks fuckable in this picture.
but still,
DIE BITCH DIE. Every last one of ya.
ate leftovers from the fridge
Boy, I sure hope they enjoyed that 3-week old Moo Goo Gai Pan, the crusty can of Cheez Whiz and the quart of breast milk.
she has leftovers?
damn this place rocks.
well at least shes studying up on how to fake a 'real' split-personality. My aunt was much better at it, though.