"Coldplay" lead singer and husband of Gwyneth Paltrow Chris Martin assaulted a cameraman Monday in New York City, where Paltrow was hospitalized for unknown reasons. Martin threw the man to the ground and tried to steal his camera. All of which is amazing because Chris Martin looks like he would cry if a bee flew past his ear. But apparently not. I haven’t seen brutality like this since the Fight Like A Girl Championships.
UPDATE - now with video after the jump. does the last guy say, "you're supposed to be a fireman"? why is chris martin supposed to be a fireman? and are fireman well known for their patience with paparazzi. i'm so confused.
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How can this camera guy look his "mates" in the face again?Dude, you got your ass kicked by Chris Martin. CHRIS MARTIN for Christ's sake. For shame.
afterwards he ran home and cried.
Thank God he left his purse in the hospital room.
BUMFIGHT!
OWNED! Now sue.
Chris Martin is a superstar hip hop producer now.
So…
Err…
That makes him tougher-er?
good show
kick his fucking ass!!!!!
He's trying to build his street cred to jump start is hardcore gangsta rap career, looks like he's already got the parka thing down.
I heard Chris spit on the cameraman once he was on the ground.
I heard his wife will not die….That's a shame!
I heard Chris scated on the cameramans chest once he was in the ground.
I heard Chris lit the cameraman on fire once he was on the ground
I heard that I don't give a shit…
I heard that a Pickup truck ignores red light and crashes into Chris after several bums where jerking on him.
I heard he teabagged him while he was on the ground
I heard Chris face-fucked & bukkaked the cameraman once he was on the ground.
@ krushgroove
I'm not sure you can bukkake someone by yourself.
Well, maybe you can, but it would take a long time
I heard that Chris has his anus creampied by a big black cock and commits suicide by jumping in front of a speeding car.
@ Redswipe
It does take a long time. Chris has a lot of spare time on his hands these days. I heard.
I heard that there's never, EVER been a case where a celebrity attacked a cameraman and the cameraman went on to kick the ever-livin' SH*T out of the celebrity.