Diane Keaton was on Good Morning America today to talk about her new movie with Katie Holmes and Queen Latifah, and during a conversation about how sexy Dianne Sawyers lips are (wait, what) Keaton said…
"I'd like to have lips like that. Then I wouldn’t have worked on my fucking personality."
Even weirder than Keaton cursing on live television was the whole conversation that proceeded it. I think she's in love. And I guess hitting on a girl on TV is a good way to do it, because if it doesn't work you can play it off and say it was just for the air. But then maybe it does work and you get laid. Just between you and me, getting a fake police badge and pulling girls over works pretty good too.
(by the way, if you write "latifah" wrong and spell it with two F's, spell check recommends "ladyfish". which sounds gay. in other words even spell check knows shes gay.)









I would like to know why the FCC doesn't fine live TV programming, but radio gets railed so bad.
7 second delay?
I could care less that she dropped an f-bomb, I just hate the double standard.
I could care less that she dropped an f-bomb, I just hate her, her shitbird movies, and her crazy person outfits.
mrx: Well said.
"My grandmother never mambo'ed!"
She should have gotten collagen injections in her lips and skipped "working on" her personality, since that was obviously a failed effort.
Diane Sawyer is not a girl. She's 62 and married to that albino, Mike Nichols.
60 year old dykes are hawt!
RAWR!!!
Its funny that out of the three female stars of that god awful movie someone named "Queen Latifah" appears to be the most stable.
There is nothing even remotely interesting about two old cunts chating on tv. This is a new low for WWTDD,boo.
I'd still rock that old broad……both of 'em
"I'd like to have lips like that. Then I wouldn’t have worked on my fucking personality."
Very funny line…..I didn't know she had it in her….that's the funniest line she used since……..Ever?
………which sounds gay. in other words even spell check knows shes gay.)
Very funny, Brend(3).
Now…my turn and my comment is ….I got nothing
I think DK bought that line under the table from a striking writer. Scab! Scab!
Is there a reason that I tried that spell check thing? Oh yeah….I suck.
I'll give Sawyers some credit; she knows how to blow through an awkward situation.
What the fuck is the big deal? I say fuck like every 30 seconds or so. Do you think I give a fuck if she says fuck? Cuz I fuckin' don't. Fuck her and Dianne Sawyers in their respective fucking asses.
Fuckity fucking fuckers
She should have worked harder on her personality, since (a) she's fugly, and (b) she's as interesting as a bag of dirt.
Keaton aint ugly for an old broad…
such language from an SP is not appreciated by the Sea Orgs.
I want some of whatever drugs Diane Keaton is taking. Well, unless she's naturally batshit insane and she's only taking Celebrex and replacement estrogen.
i'd stick a finger in that dykes dry twat, reminds me of summer's on my grandma's farm