01.15.2008 DIANE KEATON HAS A GOOD F’N PERSONALITY

Diane Keaton was on Good Morning America today to talk about her new movie with Katie Holmes and Queen Latifah, and during a conversation about how sexy Dianne Sawyers lips are (wait, what) Keaton said…

"I'd like to have lips like that.  Then I wouldn’t have worked on my fucking personality."

Even weirder than Keaton cursing on live television was the whole conversation that proceeded it.  I think she's in love.  And I guess hitting on a girl on TV is a good way to do it, because if it doesn't work you can play it off and say it was just for the air.  But then maybe it does work and you get laid.  Just between you and me, getting a fake police badge and pulling girls over works pretty good too. 

(by the way, if you write "latifah" wrong and spell it with two F's, spell check recommends "ladyfish".  which sounds gay.  in other words even spell check knows shes gay.)



(71) Comments

  1. MasterShake 01/15/2008 13:48

    I would like to know why the FCC doesn't fine live TV programming, but radio gets railed so bad.

    7 second delay? 

    I could care less that she dropped an f-bomb, I just hate the double standard.

  2. mrx5000 01/15/2008 13:52

    I could care less that she dropped an f-bomb, I just hate her, her shitbird movies, and her crazy person outfits.  

  3. MasterShake 01/15/2008 13:52

    mrx:  Well said.

  4. TengoWood 01/15/2008 13:52

    "My grandmother never mambo'ed!"

  5. Juan 01/15/2008 13:53

    She should have gotten collagen injections in her lips and skipped "working on" her personality, since that was obviously a failed effort.

     

  6. TengoWood 01/15/2008 13:54

    Diane Sawyer is not a girl. She's 62 and married to that albino, Mike Nichols.

  7. bryce 01/15/2008 13:58

    60 year old dykes are hawt!

    RAWR!!!

  8. shanty irish 01/15/2008 14:01

    Its funny that out of the three female stars of that god awful movie someone named "Queen Latifah" appears to be the most stable.

  9. gravy donor 01/15/2008 14:03

    There is nothing even remotely interesting about two old cunts chating on tv. This is a new low for WWTDD,boo.

  10. DB's Treasure 01/15/2008 14:05

    I'd still rock that old broad……both of 'em

  11. Observer 01/15/2008 14:07

    "I'd like to have lips like that.  Then I wouldn’t have worked on my fucking personality."

    Very funny line…..I didn't know she had it in her….that's the funniest line she used since……..Ever?

     

    ………which sounds gay.  in other words even spell check knows shes gay.)

    Very funny, Brend(3).

     

    Now…my turn and my comment is ….I got nothing

  12. Juan 01/15/2008 14:09

    I think DK bought that line under the table from a striking writer.  Scab! Scab!

     

     

  13. HoneySuckle 01/15/2008 14:09

    Is there a reason that I tried that spell check thing? Oh yeah….I suck.

  14. DB's Treasure 01/15/2008 14:11

    I'll give Sawyers some credit; she knows how to blow through an awkward situation.

  15. Jesus H. Christ 01/15/2008 14:12

    What the fuck is the big deal?  I say fuck like every 30 seconds or so.  Do you think I give a fuck if she says fuck?  Cuz I fuckin' don't.  Fuck her and Dianne Sawyers in their respective fucking asses.  

     

     

    Fuckity fucking fuckers 

  16. Chris19 01/15/2008 14:13

    She should have worked harder on her personality, since (a) she's fugly, and (b) she's as interesting as a bag of dirt.

  17. DB's Treasure 01/15/2008 14:14

    Keaton aint ugly for an old broad…

  18. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/15/2008 14:14

    such language from an SP is not appreciated by the Sea Orgs.

  19. Stinky Pete 01/15/2008 14:15

    I want some of whatever drugs Diane Keaton is taking.  Well, unless she's naturally batshit insane and she's only taking Celebrex and replacement estrogen.

  20. deejayspicerack 01/15/2008 14:15

    i'd stick a finger in that dykes dry twat, reminds me of summer's on my grandma's farm

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