01.25.2008 DONT F WITH ANONYMOUS

This is probably nothing but it's fun to pretend there’s some hi-tech army out there setting up to attack Scientology. It’s also fun to pretend I’m a Viking. Raarrrr!!!

This is what they say, at least according to the email I got from them.  I didn't read the whole thing.  This second half could be a turkey recipe for all I know: 

"Hello, Scientology. We are Anonymous.
Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind–for the laughs–we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.
You cannot hide; we are everywhere.
We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day–and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.
Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.
Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "Church", the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No–they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the RTC.
Knowledge is free.
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us."



(88) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 01/25/2008 16:29

    I'd join this coalition….

  2. Arykz 01/25/2008 16:29

    Gay.

  3. BurtDestruction 01/25/2008 16:31

    I know who this is!  This is the same asshole that writes for the editorial part of newspapers every week. 

  4. man bear pig 01/25/2008 16:31

    Geeks taking on a Sci-Fi religion………..this should be good. It's something for them to wank to until the star trek movie comes  out.

  5. Zack 01/25/2008 16:32

    I thought "Anonymous" turned out to be that shitheel "journalist" Joe Klein.

  6. Ken 01/25/2008 16:33

    /b/tards

    A noble cause, though

  7. DB's Treasure 01/25/2008 16:33

    How many more Star Trek movies can come out!!!????

  8. I'll never get FISSED 01/25/2008 16:33

    They had a better one for Fox News channel. It was pretty cool.

  9. Johann 01/25/2008 16:34

    I recently battled anonymous on another site. They are both clever and clever. I was beaten not only in my resolve as a scientologist, but also in my other state as a meta-physical warrior for LRH. HAIL XENU!

  10. Cocktail Mommy 01/25/2008 16:34

    Well, that's impressive.

  11. hobozero 01/25/2008 16:35

    http://www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology

     

    for additional info and to join the cause. 

  12. DrLove 01/25/2008 16:35

    Wow, even Steven Hawking hates Scientology!

  13. Chaplin's Ghost 01/25/2008 16:37

    How to Make a Turkey

    •Step 1 Find a Turkey

    •Step 2 See Step 1 

  14. quirkusmaximus 01/25/2008 16:37

    It's an army all right–AN ARMY OF SPEAK N' SPELLS.

  15. Redswipe 01/25/2008 16:39

     Something to do till Batllestar Galactica starts again I 'spose.

     

    *digs around for my dummies guide to hacking*

  16. shanty irish 01/25/2008 16:39

    We do not forgive.
    We do not forget.

    We have seen Sweeney Todd many many times.
    It was good.
    But we are better.
    We will use rusty razors to slit the throats of non believers.
    Will Smith, you are not Legend.
    WE are legend.
    WE hide in the darkness and we -

    "Ricky, are you coming up for dinner?
    "one minute ma!  I'm typing something! damn!"
    "I thought you were gonna look for a job today Ricky!"
    "Shut up ma!"

    and we cannot be flushed out till we are ready -

    "RICKY!"
    "OK! I'm coming!"


     

  17. TW 01/25/2008 16:40

    They forgt

    "When one of us falls, another takes their place…."

    Carry on.

  18. I'll never get FISSED 01/25/2008 16:41

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFjU8bZR19A&feature=related

     

    That is the video they did directed at fox news. It's a good watch. Well written.

  19. Jack's Bile 01/25/2008 16:42

    Man, I think I have read everything Anonymous has ever written.  To think that one of the greatest authors of all time was also an enemy of Scientology.  Man.

  20. meggo 01/25/2008 16:48

    Boo!

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