ELISHA CUTHBERT IS FRIENDLY

By brendon January 02, 2008 @ 10:16 AM

If I saw something lurching out of the ocean like this, and it looked like that, I would almost definitely throw a net over and then start whacking it with a paddle.  I'm brave! 

(48) Comments

  1. MasterShake 01/02/2008 10:31

    Egads!

  2. coronaglen 01/02/2008 10:31

    almost first

  3. Catch Me Now, I'm Falling 01/02/2008 10:32

    bangtastic

  4. DB's Treasure 01/02/2008 10:35

    That's one dykey hairdo!

  5. Not the contents of my wallet 01/02/2008 10:37

    that looks like some lez with small tits, not elisha.

  6. DB's Treasure 01/02/2008 10:38

    Well, Brend8n would throw a net over her and whack at it, but my heterosexual mind would force me to fuck its brains out.

    Weird how the world turns.

  7. Alan 01/02/2008 10:41

    Beauty = class.  Pass it on.

    HNY, everybody.

  8. Alan 01/02/2008 10:41

    Beauty =/= class.

  9. yohnskull22 01/02/2008 10:42

    Another one who can't seem to get the blue top with the blue bottom and the red top with the red bottom.  This one's angrier though.

  10. yohnskull22 01/02/2008 10:44

    Alan – ?

    Is this what you looking for?    

  11. yohnskull22 01/02/2008 10:45

    I'm looking for the word "are".

  12. gtajunky 01/02/2008 10:45

    Can someone invent a time machine just so we can murder whoever made it fashionable for girls to wear glasses that take up half their heads.

  13. Pottz 01/02/2008 10:50

    Amen to that shit.  I believe it was Nichole Ritchie that started it, anorexic bitches. 

  14. Ed 01/02/2008 10:53

    Those glasses make her look like a sleestak.

  15. Stinky Pete 01/02/2008 10:54

    I friggin' love this chick.  I'd do shit to her that would make 24 look like Mister Roger's Neighborhood.

  16. lgcjoker 01/02/2008 10:56

    I'd do things to her that make Mister Rogers' Neighborhood look like Captain Kangaroo. What? Seriously though, I would definitely let her go A2M on me.

  17. TengoWood 01/02/2008 11:01

    Awful.

  18. Tennessee Tuxedo 01/02/2008 11:03

    Looks like somebody stole Ronald McDonald's wig.

  19. TengoWood 01/02/2008 11:04

    Should she not expect to be photographed in a public area? WTF!

    Her body looks good but the face, expression, glasses and haircut are travesties.
    Only good for A2M, as joker suggests. Good call, sir.

  20. cheese 01/02/2008 11:06

    uhhmmm…  I don't get why gay boy Brend0n thinks she's a beast. Her body looks great in these pics and she has beach face on.

    Chicks that wear makeup to go sun tan are phonies. I like a girl that can look like her on a beach and then go shower, put on makeup and look like a knock out.

    Brend0n, come back to reality bro. Put the playboys down and take a look at an actual woman. In person. Try it, you might like it.

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