01.10.2008 EVERYBODY PANIC

Lets recap:  In 2003, Michelle Rodriguez was charged in Los Angeles with hit-and-run and failure to exchange insurance information, plus driving with a suspended (New Jersey) license and driving without a valid California license.

Later in 2003, she was pulled over for speeding through a Hollywood Boulevard intersection. She was charged with driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license and driving without a valid license.

In August of 2005, she was clocked going 80 mph in a 50 mph zone.  Two months later she was caught driving 90 mph in a 35 mph zone.  One month after that she was ticketed for driving 83 mph in a 55 mph zone.   Eleven days after that, she was arrested on Oahu after failing a field sobriety test, registering a blood-alcohol level of 0.145 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08.  When arrested, she was described as "argumentative and rude". According to the police report, Rodriguez screamed:

"I don't fucking belong here! Why don't you just put a gun to my head and shoot me! You've already taken my freedom! You might as well take my life too. (Why don't you) just take my car and I'll walk all the way to the North Shore, but don't leave me in the back of this car, poppie."

For this incident she served 5 days in jail.  She was already on probation, and because she violated that, she was sentenced to 60 days in jail.  She served four hours and 20 minutes, but she was sentenced to community service, which she did not do.  In fact she provided the court with fake documents saying she had completed community service in LA on Sept 25.  The City Attorney later proved she was in New York on that day.  For all this, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail.  Today she was released after 17.  People.com says:

The 29-year-old actress got out at 7:50 p.m., according to her official Web site.
At that time, Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell forbid an early release for Rodriguez. However, the sheriff could have had no choice but to override that order due to jail overcrowding and let her out for good behavior, legal experts say.

In case you were wondering, yes, she is still working in Hollywood.  In fact, she has a lead role in "Avatar", the massively anticipated sci-fi epic, the first movie from director James Cameron since "Titanic".  I dare you to try this stuff in the real world and keep your job.  Not only would you be fired, but the government would burn your house down, kick your dog, shave your wifes head and punch your kids in the nuts.

(full size of that mug shot here, courtesy of getty images)




(91) Comments

  1. bonniekay 01/10/2008 12:25

    quite the little drama princess, isn't she?

  2. That's Hot 01/10/2008 12:25

    Fist that face!

  3. MaleBoy_ShaunDeWet 01/10/2008 12:27

    I second that! Punch it hard.

     

  4. ggmo 01/10/2008 12:28

    Cuntasaurous Rex.

  5. Moonchild625 01/10/2008 12:29

    Cloverfield monster?

  6. Frightened Anal Warts 01/10/2008 12:31

    I'll see you in Hell, bitch!

  7. ggmo 01/10/2008 12:31

    Why do all you fOcking Californians put up with this prima-donna bullshit.

    Elect some judges that have balls….like Judge Judy.

     

  8. man bear pig 01/10/2008 12:31

    The dyke can't act and she's a menace. Fuck her. 

  9. Doctress Leisa 01/10/2008 12:31

    You're right, Brend0n–how DOES she get away with this, considering she's not even a good actress or particularly hot? Two words: casting couch.

  10. ggmo 01/10/2008 12:32

    Hahahahahahaha

     

     

  11. ggmo 01/10/2008 12:33

    To quote the Greaseman:

    Sounds to me like someone's been talkin' to the Judge.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppp………

    Here's da judge.

  12. Slaappy 01/10/2008 12:34

    Cunt probably didn't even pay a fine, deport the douchebag!

  13. bryce 01/10/2008 12:37

    She's like a giant, unstopable, Lesbian Terminator. And it makes me hot!

    Also I dare anyone to try and tell the judge that it's a waste of time to sentence them to jail time as they are full and you'll get let out the back door in 20 miuntes. Assface.

  14. ggmo 01/10/2008 12:39

    If the jails are full, then send 'em over to Sheriff Joe in Maricopa Co.

    He knows how to treat 'em right.

  15. ggmo 01/10/2008 12:42

    I'd bet she'd kinda look hot in leg irons and stripes.

  16. TengoWood 01/10/2008 12:49

    So she's now a three, or is it four-time convicted felon? I lost track…
    She also turned in fake documents? Nice.

    Any regular person did this, they would be under the jail.

    Was she racing Britney and Wesley Snipes, too???

  17. TengoWood 01/10/2008 12:49

    I will gladly chain her to my radiator. TengoWood Diet Plan. That is all.

  18. TengoWood 01/10/2008 12:51

    We can compare pee-pees. I'm certain mine is slightly bigger than hers…

    Um., that was for you.

  19. maddona_kebabsoff 01/10/2008 12:53

    Fuck me! My life is still in tatters from one DUII. How the fuck can I not be blessed like this fuckin troll? Oh right, no tits or a woo-woo…right, gotcha. Sorry, now, where was I… can I help you out with your groceries today Ms?

  20. djtechsys 01/10/2008 12:55

    *yawn*

     

    and about avatar?

    *YAWN*

You must be logged in to post a comment.