Does anyone pull out in Hollywood? Has the "money shot" gone completely out of style? Christina and the Chupacabra gave birth over the weekend, Jessica Alba, Jamie Spears and Lily Allen are all around 3 months, rumors persist that Pam Anderson, Angelina Jolie and Britney are all knocked up, David Spade might have gotten Playmate Jillian Grace pregnant, yesterday Matthew McConaughey announced his girlfriend Camila Alves is expecting a child, and today comes word that Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is due in the summer. Page Six says:
Victoria's Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio won't be strutting down the runway in her skivvies anytime soon. The Brazilian beauty, 26, is pregnant with her first child. "She's a few months along," said our insider. Ambrosio is thrilled, she told pals at a weekend party at the Hollywood Hills house of her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur.
This and Alba really are heartbreaking. No one wants to see super hot ass like that get pregnant. Britney would be funny though. That chick will sleep with anyone at this point, and seemingly has since her divorce. That baby is gonna fall out of her vag at 4 months. Once it gets to be like 3 pounds, theres no way her vagina has enough fight in it to hold a baby in.
I'm much sadder about this than I am about that actor guy that died. She will be missed.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Goddammit, I want a law passed that every fertile male that passes within ten feet of a Victoria's Secret model be required to wear a condom and a bell.
::: sets about laminating the latest VS lingerie catalog, since it will have to last a loooong time :::
"Vial"
Thank you, coffeeman
Btw, this bitch would never get pregnant if I were her boyfriend…
…I give it to em in the butt, and I have a whole closet full of wire hangers just in case.
God damn!
I know a little Portuguese but this hottie is enough to make me really learn the fucking language.
Ambrosio? Does that make me a god if go down on her?
It's hard to wank and cry at the same time.
DB, you'd already be bored of her and would have moved on to the next VS hottie.
Tengo,
My "Vial" bit was a line from a Family Guy episode.
She seems to be having difficulty taking off her underwear…
would my erect penis be of any help?
Yes. I know.
"Testicles. That is all…"
David Spade got to fuck Jillian Grace too?
I'm gonna cut my own head off.
Now that we've successfully cleared the room of all the fags and trannies, let the circle jerk begin.
yohn,
I prefer the soggy cookie.
Yeah Alessandra is hot, but she has no hips and I’ve still seen her look almost too skinny. Marissa Miller at least has a womanly figure. Anyways, she’s a goner (take Heidi with you) and let’s get to the next round of media sluts
I reckon creampies is the new black!
Percy, that underwear is hard to remove when you're chained to my radiator.
Later. I have to go to the gym and work out my hate and anger.
They are all addicted to Mogwump jizzum.
That's a shame!
Big SIGH!
He goes back to watching porn…..
All this cryin' and yet… nary a one of ya was ever gonna be closer to her than you are right… now.
You feel that, big boy? That's pride… fuckin' with ya.
There was an article in Cosmo that all these dumb fucks read that said having some dude hose out your vag with his dood jooz made your complextion clear.