Britney Spears has been telling people that the photographer who she's been hanging out lately is the only person she trusts and is her, "only friend in the world" (source). They even spent the weekend in Desert Springs together after she was released form the hospital Saturday. And given Britney’s history of smart personal choices, it's no surprise that her new BFF is attempting to broker a million dollar deal for private pictures of her. The Daily Mail says:
The troubled star is holed up in Hollywood with Adnan Ghalib, 35, just days after going berserk at her home, and refusing to hand over her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James to father Kevin Federline in a four-hour stand-off with police.
The mother of two, who ripped an IV from her arm and refused further treatment at the weekend, has told loved ones that married Ghalib and his fellow photographers are the only people she trusts now.
But reports are coming out of America that Ghalib has been trying to broker a million-dollar deal for exclusive photos of Britney in her secret hideaway.
God, how bad can Britney really be? Is she really so awful to hang out with that she has no friends, none, at all. Even Hitler had a girlfriend. I'm not gonna lie, I'm morbidly curious to hang out with her, just to see. If we haven't stabbed a cop in the neck with a pencil by 10am, I'm gonna be profoundly disappointed.
1st? if i cared i would be.
FIST between the boobies
…shit, that means I care. Someone put me out of my misery.
britney has about as much self respect as a condom that has been used multiple times in an orgy.
Don'tcha wish yer gurlFIEND was hot like me?
NO BRA! GOLLY, HOW SHOCKING
fixed.
clearly she likes her men tall, dark and handsome. 2 out of three ain't bad.
question: i believe we have an arab dressing like a nagger….what does that make?
I have a camera and will be Britney's friend. Well, I also have handcuffs, a huge black dildo, tweezers, a caulking gun, a rhesus monkey and enough lime jello to fill a bathtub–and I haven't called the tabloids. Yet.
I would love to nibble on those gum-drops
She is confirming P.T. Barnum's brilliance day by day.
Her nipples and their incredible drooping power must have mathematicians working through the night to come up with a theorem to explain the physics.
They seriously get lower with each nasty see through picture
26 and already those breasts are pointing to the four winds. A bra is your friend, Britney.
god damn look at those nips!
Forget Twitney…with her on-hand inventory, Doctress makes a better friend…
Word is, the million dollar exlcusive is for the cover of new mag FATCRAZYDRUGSLUT
Wait–is she still wearing her wedding rings? Who is she married to at this point? I nominate Satan, because no one else is dirty enough to touch her snatch.
Well, I have seen worse looking tits on younger girls- but I have a feeling hers were decent before ugly kids,
cockcoke binges, and nasty looking photographers that double as the terrorist from True Lies.Adnan can take her and her lemon tits back to his homeland. She can wear one of those head-to-toe getups and we shall all be the better for it. That is all.
Despite internet rumors Britney's snatch still looks like an Arby's roast beef sandwich. True story.
Au jus, anyone?
In other news: All B. Spears beef products have been recalled.