Last nights "American Idol" premiere had the usual collection of retards trying to be funny and failing miserably. Us magazine says these were the three worst auditions (other two here), but the only one with William Hungs showmanship and star quality is the Star Wars chick. She even does a wookie impression. Why? Because her life is fantastic.
Gotta give it up for the stalker / creeper dude.
The 'No Sex' Guy will be huge, too. WRITE IT DOWN!
They left out the dude that sang 'Go Down Moses'.
Shame!!!
I did not watch any of this.
Didn't Edgardo Elegante say he was going to be on? Anyone see him?
At least she has a life. I left mine back on the Cloverfield spoilers comments page. I'd go get it back too if they'd just post the goddam comment!!
That girl has no life, c'mon.
She's delusional, too.
I liked the one a year or two ago where the girl sang like the lion from the Wizard of Oz.
….
wow
DH - love the new avy
Yeah, that's really me in the avi, BTW. Well, from the neck up.
Is this more of that Werewolf retarded poetry slam stuff? Fuckin AY!!!
"Men love me", she says.
Jesus jumping Christ, WHO ARE THESE MEN????
do people still watch this trash?
That last dude, singing about breaking into Paula's house……….he shoulda "Sean Taylor"ed her
Did that girl say she is 24?? She sounds retarded. Poor thing. And her other option is law enforcement? OMG I bet guys look at her.
I miss being able to watch videos posted here while at work.
Grrrrr…… IT Nazis!!!
That girl looked tougher than Seacrest. She'll make a fine prison guard.
Is it really fair to let Natalie Merchant compete on American Idol?
That girl gives it to Seacrest the way he likes it.. Hard and Fast in the ass.
I need proof that she is a girl.
She gives CT a bad name. Can PA adopt the ugly bitch. She would blend in nicely.
There was also a black dude who was worse than these three combined, but looking at him I got the sense that he was genuinely retarded. Not that it stopped Randy and Paula from shitting themselves laughing at him, or FOX from airing it…. or me from pointing it out now. Hey, he's the one that decided to leave home without the helmet, it's not my fault if he gets hurt.