Movieweb has what they claim is the first decent image of the monster from the mysterious upcoming movie "Cloverfield" (see the image here). Granted it's just a picture of the toy version of the monster, but it's still a little disappointing. It looks very much like what you might think a Hollywood monster would look like.
You might want to disbelieve, but I think this is it. It's the image you've all been waiting for. Just check out the three claws on this nasty looking thing's hand!
I know we have been running a lot of Cloverfield stories on the film's viral marketing ad campaign today, but a new image of a supposed Cloverfield monster toy has "suddenly" surfaced. And it was indeed created by Peter Konig, the art director for the film.
But you know what the real monster is? Prejudice.
i thought the monster was going to be britney throwing used chicken legs about nyc
Joke's on us.
We are all getting the middle finger of that three-fingered claw.
that is nothing but Godfuckingzilla!!!
maybe it's power will be to turn into a black mist and whooosh around for season one and then never return for season two.
The monster and the movie is really about Rosie O' Donnell roaming the streets of Manhattan in search of Chinese takeout. She gets all pissed off when she orders the dim sum and it is not up to snuff.
HAY OL HILLURY CRACKNUT WHOSE COCKATEE YOU SITTING ON THESE DAYS :) :) :)
BUTTFUCK THAT SHITHOLE
TengoWood - amen brotha
Crabbus,
losing your edge. I understood everything and concurrrr.
Wow, it's a…….giant iguana with a horn on it's head!
Any motherfucker that goes to this shitfest is a moron. Sorry people.
Okay, so I get back from a trip and I see…
EAGLE vs SHARK???
And what happened to "Because fuck them, that's why?"
Knuckling under again, I see.
Let me know when they come out with Alien vs Predator vs Cloverfield vs Eagle vs Shark, and maybe then I'll pony up the eleven bucks.
Disappointing unisex monster toy, lacking genitalia. Definitely not a boy - I say its a pissed off chick monster, so we should see a hatchet wound and tits somewhere. Can't we get Angelina to do model for the CGI again? Besides, when its a female, it can open the door for the old 'babies' cliffhanger sequel after its killed….
YES!!
THIS IS JUST WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR TO RUIN IT FOR MY BROTHER!!!
I win!
I really hope that someone fucked up bigtime in letting this image get out, because if this was intentional, the publicity people are fucking idiots. You're supposed to disappoint people AFTER they pay for their tickets.
That's fucking LAME! Jesus you'd think there was somebody with some creativity in Hollyw… oh, wait, did you see what I almost said there, hahahahahahah HA!
I don't buy it thought, has to be a fake. They wouldn't be that fucking stupi… oh, wait, I almost did it again! hahahahaha
After the great Evian revolt I am to exhausted to attack Fat Penguin / Bren, for the horrible promo sell out thing. The different theme, eh. But the change to the mission statement… that really stings.
That and this was coded like shit. I’ve been getting fucked by it all day.
I thought that Cloverfield was "The Day After Tomorrow" without Gayenhall stinking up the screen.
How the fuck is that monster going to cause tornados that destroy NY?
Stupid ass monster. I'll kick it and it'll die.
This monster is clearly a liberal, mad that he univeral healthcare failed so they must destroy it all so NO ONE can have any at all. Goddamn liberals, I wish we could load them all on boats then sink them and point and laugh at them as they drown
Well thats just fvcked up. No Cthulu, no Voltron, no giant Rat monster… the internets were wrong again!
That fvcking monster looks like the Kraken from God Damn Clash of the Titans!
DAMN YOU JJ! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!
Are you kidding me? When Lame Attacks.
I'd be more afraid of a doppleganger made of Fig Newtons.
Stinky Pete
Eleven dollars? Christ. I'll never complain about the price of tickets in my neighborhood again (in the near future.)